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Say what you will about Obama, I have no idea who and what he is or represents and I'd vote for him just for a chance to ride his cock. I love how he's a better actor than he is any sort of leader, just follow his lead and the world will ooze jelly donuts-filling and Pop Tart pastries in your favorite flavor will fall right off the trees and into your toaster!

So let's keep the spirit of complete douch-nozzle, spit-popping cuntitude going shall we?? (all five of my buddy-crew here who can do nothing else including think, without being told how and what to think about) y'all chime-in.

Which sift asshole piece of shit will be the first to think for themselves without having the television dictate how much of a complete cunt to be, and try to squash and render this asshole's newsspeak into the fertilizer it was meant to be, exposing for what it truly is, pusillanimous, robotic-script drivel, who can pssibly and effectively change the subject?

Lantern? Bobknight? Surely QM has something to say that I can call him out simply to shit upon him? ME, ME, ME, motherfuckers, nothing else matters but FUCKING ME!

Or will one of the few people who knows me better than I know myself, dismiss it reiterating how the parties are all the same in it's usual style of calling shit for what it is, identifying correctly, the crux of the biscuit???

(In case you haven't heard voodoovovovoovo, choggie ain't around here anymore. He was fired.)

*edit: OOPS! Forgot to hit the sar-chasm button. <(lying)

Half a kilometer, sweet jelly jubes. It's kinda hard to see the scale of it in the vid though.

Apple's strategy appears to be progressive in releasing new products and conservative in making iterations.

It's particularly obvious on the iPhone. (1) On screen size they've barely budged while competitors have offered options varying widely from 3-7 inches. While some would argue phones larger than 5 inches are ungainly, it's very much a personal preference and where there's clearly demand say for Samsung's Note series, the option should be available. (2) The UI may have also been revamped but compared to the customisability of Android, it's still immensely basic and locked down, (3) File access continues to be restricted through iTunes which keeps transferring files, and sharing them between apps a massive pain. Apple's bandaid solution to this is to stick a 'share' button everywhere, but this is hardly a real solution.

The problem is Apple's slow pace of change means they're losing their competitive advantage. I'd argue the big change that has kept the iPhone successful even as Android was beginning to catch up several years after the first iPhone was the (1) all metal design that came with the iPhone 4 & (2) the smoothness of their UI. Now with phones like the HTC One, the durable/water resistant series from Sony and the rumor that Samsung is going all metal with its next generation, the first advantage is going. The second went with Android Jelly Bean which mostly fixed Android's laginess. I just don't see anything coming along that will significantly differentiate them in the future, both the iPhone 5 and 5S really didn't offer anything as compelling as the build quality of the 4.

The iPhones main remaining advantages are its user friendliness and the relative strength of its app store. I'd argue the first is over-exaggerated, and even if it is such a large factor, the sheer fact that it has already seen sizable portions of the older generation being enticed into smartphones makes the next step of moving to a new UI a relative cinch. Effectively Android phone makers/Google can capitalize on the market Apple helped create. With the build quality gap diminishing and Android device prices coming down, while iPhone prices remain largely unchanged I think the incentive to switch will rise.

The App Store's strength is largely a factor of the revenue that it brings in for app creators. Yes, no doubt iOS apps are generally pricier and it's users more willing to pay. But with the dominance in market share for Android in developing markets, even if their consumers are poorer, it's only a matter of time before at the very least app makers move from the iOS first, Android second model to a simultaneous release. From there I think it will be a steady decline for iOS.

That's different. You are describing personalized, user-implemented programming. The brain significantly massaged (hours of programming) becomes a malleable (able to be hammered or pressed permanently out of shape without breaking or cracking) jelly reading for spreading on our latest tender and juicy, flame-broiled, Occupy Syria Patty-melt.

Dumb argument is dumb. We need to regulate internet comments. I propose a competency test. No more comments until you correctly report the number of jelly beans in this jar.

Scatter a bit of mint jelly around the garden, that should send the proper message.

BIG Shrapnel.. as in... "a piece of shrapnel smashed him and his entire squad into a fine jelly paste"

That is awesome. I've never seen the anime as the hyper-sexualized material is all I'd skip to, but this combination is like jelly and peanut butter.

That is awesome. I've never seen the anime as the hyper-sexualized material always turned me off, but this combination is like peanut butter and jelly.

Aye ayes totally amaze me... and scare me...
"tap, tap, tap" with that finger that looks like the hook Egyptians used to pull your brain out through your nose.
Then "CrunX", those teeth bite right through your face... yikes.
Seriously, these things can bite right into a coconut, and then causally scoop the jelly out with that freaky finger.
-tree zombies

Rubik's cubes aren't lubed out of the box, but if you pop off the corners (very easy to do so and doesn't break the cube), you just fill it with petroleum jelly. Then just play with the cube to lubricate throughout and make it lightning fast! Then all you really need to do is flick your finger and it will spin one of the levels.

"'..great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies!"

He's consistently made the wittiest quotes-

LOL @ you dumbasses. The engineers brought our DNA to earth in a little jar of black ochre jelly and then drank it and fell in a river.

pumpkinandstorm: Replacing Marinated Pork Tenderloin with her highly-praised,

Filipino Eggrolls

6 packages of egg roll wraps
2 carrots
onion
granulated garlic
2 1/2 lbs lean ground beef
2 1/2 lbs lean ground pork
salt and pepper

- Put beef and pork into a bowl and mix together
- Chop carrots and onion into very fine pieces
- Add 1 1/2 tbsp salt, 3 tbsp pepper, 3 tbsp granulated garlic, onion and carrot to meat mixture and blend together.
- Open egg roll wraps and put 1 tbsp meat mixture on wrap and roll it up (jelly roll style) sealing with water on the bottom edge.
- Cover to prevent drying
- Heat oil in a skillet at medium to medium high heat
- Fry egg rolls about 2 - 3 minutes per side until nicely browned
- Drain on paper towels.
- Sprinkle both sides with salt

Tags for this video have been changed from 'Yoga Boner, MC Jelly Donut, Daveed Diggs' to 'Yoga Boner, MC Jelly Donut, Daveed Diggs, bleeding profusely' - edited by calvados