What an asshole! *quality

And I was talking about the hyena!

If society collapses, or I'm in a situation where I can't just simply go to the market for fresh beef, then I know how to build squirrel traps - animals taste like what they eat, so naturally a squirrel is going to taste a little nutty . Besides, squirrel pelts make for good furry leather. Are they cute? Yeah, the grey squirrels around here are kinda, with their big bushy tails. And if worse comes to worse, the apocalypse, the sky falls, whatever, I'm not gonna have any qualms about dispatching a cute little bugger if it means I get to live off the protein for a while.

Personally, I think a dog is more useful as a tool to make hunting more efficient, but I'm not gonna stop someone across the world from using it as a much more readily available source of meat. That would make me a hypocrite. People will do what they need to survive. Just because you don't eat a particular kind of animal, doesn't mean you should stop all people from eating that animal.

Hell, a dog just bit me last week, I needed twelve stitches. I love dogs, don't get me wrong. But in the wild, we'd be food to them - see Dingos, Wolves, Hyenas, etc...

I draw the line at cetaceans. There's no necessity behind whale and dolphin hunting. People should work on catching dumber, more sustainable prey. For thousands (if not millions) of people around the world, dog will fit that description, and it's readily available.

>> ^sepatown:
>> ^kymbos:
Woah there! Is that Nicole Kidman looking like a frozen hyena getting strangled?

nah, it was a frozen hyena getting strangled.


Doing its best Nicole Kidman impression.

>> ^kymbos:
Woah there! Is that Nicole Kidman looking like a frozen hyena getting strangled?

nah, it was a frozen hyena getting strangled.

Woah there! Is that Nicole Kidman looking like a frozen hyena getting strangled?

wow that was excellent.

re: lack of empathy - part of it is the emotional numbing we have to adopt just to make it thru the day. We're bound and gagged (can't fight back, can't talk back) and thrown into a pit of rabid hyenas, jackals and wolverines (supervisors and managers) every day for 8 hours.

By the end of the day the only person i can empathize with is the guy who snaps and shoots up the place.

Man I'm really gonna have to rethink my Cheetah > Hyena > Antelope theory

>> ^KamikazeCricket:
Running away is a skill?


Indeed.

>> ^griefer_queafer:
Wilson: "Ha ha!"


^ "epic fail"?

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When the thing looks up it looks like a hyena.

Hrm, Reminds me of the time I tried to light a fart on fire, although I dont remember as many hyenas at that event. I noticed the guy Tucked his sack back, Good man, Burning pubes and not expecting fire to hurt bare skin.. Fail.. hardcore fail on the foresight.

I know some are saying blah blah homely blah blah whatever, but I figure she has a promising career waiting in cartoon voice-over work. Some of the hyenas Disney has been using lately are like fingernails on chalkboard.

all i want to be is a shovely bubbly gobbly gook
a seagull stole him from his slow mama's hands aboard the boat the sweet louisa
and dropped him in the meadow-lands where wild hyenas taught him how to hunt old elephants
so he spent his formative years eating out badunkadunk
fee fi fo fum i smell the blood of an englishman
fee fi fo fum i smell the blood of an englishman
fee fi fo fum i smell the blood of an englishman
fee fi fo fum i smell the blood of an englishman
he travelled across the sea in the belly of a japanese businessman on a pleasure ship to france
and he don't know why she loves him
and he don't know why the sun sets but fee fi fo fum i smell the blood of an englishman
fee fi fo fum i smell the blood of an englishman
fee fi fo fum i smell the blood of an englishman
fee fi fo fum i smell the blood of an englishman
bang pow pow pow ahhhhhh
and her father hated him with the passion of a dying chinaman
he said get him out of here or i'm gonna bite of his face
no daddy daddy don't daddy daddy
get the fuck out of my house
no daddy daddy don't daddy daddy
this is my house my house
fee fi fo fum i smell the blood of an englishman
fee fi fo fum i smell the blood of an englishman
fee fi fo fum i smell the blood of an englishman
fee fi fo fum i smell the blood of an englishman

Laffer...what an appropriate name. Hopefully people like these retarded laughing hyenas have/will rid us of their troublesome existence.

I'm calling *wtf because it's almost hard to believe wtf I just saw.