Lincoln was a horny dude.

You are correct BT, and dag-As written, the guidelines are the opposite of implicit, and this video should be regarded/labeled/or otherwise considered as, again, according to the rules as scribbled-on-a-cocktail-napkin, soft porn.

therealblankman gets hard when he thinks about hotchicks and motorbikes, as do I.

Sexual arousal-face value merit otherwise=gonnagojackoffonthebikethatneedsfixingtorunnow!...with 90-weight gear lube as a lubricant....because I get horny when I smell that or think about smelling that , too!

Why does this piece of art make me horny?
Why doesn't he play it like a drum machine?

Haha! Or Chatjack? With a cam counting system?

>> ^xxovercastxx:
>> ^Raigen:
I tried Chatroulette for the first time last night.
It was a terror.
My very first random partner was a MASTURBATING COCK shown from right betwixt the fucker's thighs. And those guys sure are fast to hit the F9 key before I can shake off the disgust and shock and hit the "Report" button.
After using it for about half an hour, I got a total of four masturbating penises and about three dozen chat partners, all of whom disconnected immediately after no less than 5 seconds because they were either:
A) The afore mentioned cocks.
B) Horny, awkward teenagers looking for slutty internet girls.
Apparently my long hair even confused one for a few seconds when he asked me if I was a "M or F?"
When I said "Can't you tell by the goatee?" He replied "But you have long hair."
That's a whole lot more respect and hope lost for our species in just 30 goddamned minutes.

In all fairness, they did call it chatroulette. If you want better odds, maybe try chatgofish.

>> ^Raigen:
I tried Chatroulette for the first time last night.
It was a terror.
My very first random partner was a MASTURBATING COCK shown from right betwixt the fucker's thighs. And those guys sure are fast to hit the F9 key before I can shake off the disgust and shock and hit the "Report" button.
After using it for about half an hour, I got a total of four masturbating penises and about three dozen chat partners, all of whom disconnected immediately after no less than 5 seconds because they were either:
A) The afore mentioned cocks.
B) Horny, awkward teenagers looking for slutty internet girls.
Apparently my long hair even confused one for a few seconds when he asked me if I was a "M or F?"
When I said "Can't you tell by the goatee?" He replied "But you have long hair."
That's a whole lot more respect and hope lost for our species in just 30 goddamned minutes.


In all fairness, they did call it chatroulette. If you want better odds, maybe try chatgofish.

Chatroulette eh..?
>> ^Raigen:
I tried Chatroulette for the first time last night.
I was a terror.
My very first random partner was a MASTURBATING COCK shown from right betwixt the fucker's thighs. And those guys sure are fast to hit the F9 key before I can shake off the disgust and shock and hit the "Report" button.
After using it for about half an hour, I got a total of four masturbating penises and about three dozen chat partners, all of whom disconnected immediately after no less than 5 seconds because they were either:
A) The afore mentioned cocks.
B) Horny, awkward teenagers looking for slutty internet girls.
Apparently my long hair even confused one for a few seconds when he asked me if I was a "M or F?"
When I said "Can't you tell by the goatee?" He replied "But you have long hair."
That's a whole lot more respect and hope lost for our species in just 30 goddamned minutes.


>> ^dag:
My experience was just like this. Except replace all the hot girls with erect cocks.

I tried Chatroulette for the first time last night.
It was a terror.

My very first random partner was a MASTURBATING COCK shown from right betwixt the fucker's thighs. And those guys sure are fast to hit the F9 key before I can shake off the disgust and shock and hit the "Report" button.

After using it for about half an hour, I got a total of four masturbating penises and about three dozen chat partners, all of whom disconnected immediately after no less than 5 seconds because they were either:

A) The afore mentioned cocks.
B) Horny, awkward teenagers looking for slutty internet girls.

Apparently my long hair even confused one for a few seconds when he asked me if I was a "M or F?"
When I said "Can't you tell by the goatee?" He replied "But you have long hair."

That's a whole lot more respect and hope lost for our species in just 30 goddamned minutes.

>> ^xxovercastxx:
>> ^alien_concept:
I've never asked her if she means dead or alive

Does that really matter?


You tell me, I don't have a penis

>> ^alien_concept:
I've never asked her if she means dead or alive


Does that really matter?

>> ^BicycleRepairMan:
its time for... the CHICKEN SONG! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-P9z3m3TSM


So true.

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Apology accepted. It's still a bit of a touchy subject for me and usually the only people who bring it up do it only to antagonize or irritate me. I'm glad to see you're not one of them. Cheers.

In reply to this comment by xxovercastxx:
I didn't realize it was still a touchy subject. My bad.

In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
Hey, guess what? Fuck you.

In reply to this comment by xxovercastxx:
Alternative titles:
- If gwiz was a dog.
- If blankfist was a chicken.
- If westy's mouth was a wooden crate.

I actually expected this to be a gwiz submission. He had a little rape-streak going a while back. With the videos, I mean.

I didn't realize it was still a touchy subject. My bad.

In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
Hey, guess what? Fuck you.

In reply to this comment by xxovercastxx:
Alternative titles:
- If gwiz was a dog.
- If blankfist was a chicken.
- If westy's mouth was a wooden crate.

I actually expected this to be a gwiz submission. He had a little rape-streak going a while back. With the videos, I mean.

Hey, guess what? Fuck you.

In reply to this comment by xxovercastxx:
Alternative titles:
- If gwiz was a dog.
- If blankfist was a chicken.
- If westy's mouth was a wooden crate.

I actually expected this to be a gwiz submission. He had a little rape-streak going a while back. With the videos, I mean.

>> ^handmethekeysyou:
When I read the title, I was wondering what it was going to be a metaphor for. Imagine my surprise when I clicked through.


You're new around here, aren't you?