I tend to talk from the viewpoint of a horny teenaged boy as a default. I very rarely care how people take me, unless the meaning behind something is ambiguous. I do want people to understand that my humour is pretty black and often "offensive", and I don't want to have to say "just kidding!!", I absolutely hate that. If I'm going to go there, what's the point I may as well jump, not toe-dip my way through situations. I realise people don't know me in real life so can't know that I am ALL about diversity, I figure that they will find that out if they give enough of a fuck

So I suppose that I either expect people to ignore me, therefore I continue saying what I like with a slight lack of regard; challenge me, whereby then I take a look at myself and either justify myself to them or completely agree and become their humble servant, or completely get me and understand that I am very rarely being serious. Except when I am being serious of course, then I can pull some levels of eloquence out of my backside. That's for special occasions though.

I want to be liked, but I don't want to make too much effort, I believe that sums it up. Also, my god-given vagina dictates that all my feelings on this are subject to change at any time

I read that as "How to Get Horny The Hard Way. Climb a Tree."

I had great difficulty reconciling this with the description.

Horny looks horny.
Lionsak and her "mom" look like sacks.
The tiger sack named "Nutsack?" All on you dad. Your fault.
"Dammit" and "Baby Jaguar??" Ok. She got Nutsack from you, DAD!?!
Nice try with the Madelaine reference, crack-daddy. You have at this point, successfully incorporated any and all drug or sex references into your daughter's repertoire, via her stories and plush toys.

Let's see if there's any rock, and or, roll.

Dick and Prick, Torkington and Hinkle (treat her to some more W.C. Fields flicks), you now are an otherwise charming and ineffectual father with potty mouth who beems at how cute his daughter (stripper-in-training) is while able able to woo the crowd (personal circle) creating a diversion for pop to indulge in his own debauch.

Finally, and no thanks required for the free therapy sesh, mashing the poor family pet afforded a name unsuited for an abused slave class or another of similar stature-
Shall we as a group of fruit flies hovering on a wall of banana venture to guess what a family gathering would be like??

IMO
-80% of all music is shit.
-Every genre has good and bad examples, but mostly bad.
-There is no such thing as objectively 'good' music. Whatever music pleases you the most is the best music in the world, even if it's Celine Dian (gag).
-Different styles of music have different effects on your brain (some are stimulants, some are depressants, some tell you stories, some are trippy, some are trance inducing, some speak to primal rage, some make you horny, some make you laugh, some challenge your intellect, some make you happy, some make you sad, some take you on a dynamic emotional journey, etc.)
-The more styles of music you are able to understand and enjoy, the better your life will be.

>> ^AdrianBlack:

I was hoping the 'fur bikini' tag meant I would see Brendan in one.
Looks down and says D'oh.


Only few people could wear a fur bikini and look good, and strangely enough I think Brendan Fraser is one of them.

that just made me un-horny

>> ^oritteropo:

It was a dupe anyway, of a vid with a typo in the title
http://videosift.com/video/Horny-Donkey-akward
>> ^BoneRemake:
Well if lann cannot even get a rise out of it.
kill



HURRUH ! it sifted ! !

It was a dupe anyway, of a vid with a typo in the title

http://videosift.com/video/Horny-Donkey-akward

>> ^BoneRemake:

Well if lann cannot even get a rise out of it.
kill

Damn nature! You horny!

When I was a young Orca I liked to poke boats all the time, but that's just because I was really horny and the female Orcas wouldn't have me.

Is this really the link you meant? King Henry the 8th?

[edit] Ah, I didn't listen long enough. Oyga. Boyga indeed.

In reply to this comment by hpqp:
Oyga Boyga!

>> ^bareboards2:

Safely.
Safely.
SAFELY.
Teaches gay horny kids how to STAY ALIVE.
Assbite.


1.16 - 1.26: "It tells kids how to safely perform ... unhealthy sex acts" He's even contradicting himself, the idiot.

Safely.

Safely.

SAFELY.

Teaches gay horny kids how to STAY ALIVE.

Assbite.

Was wondering the same thing myself... How does one make the mental leap from Freemasons to a confession about fake orgasms? >> ^Boise_Lib:

Reading a book about Masons makes you horny?

Reading a book about Masons makes you horny?