Alright, i'm upvoting on the fact that this absolutely epitomises the wtf tag . For the wtf and terrible channels that's exactly what we want, either an audible, what the fuck (?!?!) or a groan, can barely watch til the end, ahh fucking god kill me nowwww reaction to the terrible, whether there seems any point to it or not

>> ^smurfablesmurf:
wtf, it's just a woman groaning for 35 seconds


Philistine... you have no appreciation for the arts.

wtf, it's just a woman groaning for 35 seconds

*groan* why couldn't they have just made a slogan like "be cool, stay in school" and be done with it!

Buchanan has seemed in the past like a more reasonable outsider that Repubs would do well to imitate, but this is the lowest I've ever seen him.

He was quite clearly outmatched on this one. His counter-accusation "What's your problem with strong women, buddy?" is absolutely groan-worthy.

hahahaha, I think this might need a (*)gay.

I've looked at myself in the mirror before after a workout, but I was never borderline masturbation like this dude. He's actually turning himself on...groaning...

You are welcome! Nice sifting job so far!

In reply to this comment by thinker247:
I groaned and laughed at the same time. A perfect comment combination. Thanks!

In reply to this comment by maatc:
Bait, hook and thinker! Congrats!

I groaned and laughed at the same time. A perfect comment combination. Thanks!

In reply to this comment by maatc:
Bait, hook and thinker! Congrats!

Stan Rogers:The Mary Ellen Carter
From LyricWiki
This song is performed by Stan Rogers and appears on the album Home In Halifax (1994).

She went down last October in a pouring driving rain.
The skipper, he'd been drinking and the Mate, he felt no pain.
Too close to Three Mile Rock, and she was dealt her mortal blow,
And the Mary Ellen Carter settled low.
There were five of us aboard her when she finally was awash.
We'd worked like hell to save her, all heedless of the cost.
And the groan she gave as she went down, it caused us to proclaim
That the Mary Ellen Carter would rise again.

Well, the owners wrote her off; not a nickel would they spend.
"She gave twenty years of service, boys, then met her sorry end.
But insurance paid the loss to us, so let her rest below."
Then they laughed at us and said we had to go.
But we talked of her all winter, some days around the clock,
For she's worth a quarter million, afloat and at the dock.
And with every jar that hit the bar, we swore we would remain
And make the Mary Ellen Carter rise again.

Rise again, rise again, that her name not be lost
To the knowledge of men.
Those who loved her best and were with her till the end
Will make the Mary Ellen Carter rise again.

All spring, now, we've been with her on a barge lent by a friend.
Three dives a day in hard hat suit and twice I've had the bends.
Thank God it's only sixty feet and the currents here are slow
Or I'd never have the strength to go below.
But we've patched her rents, stopped her vents, dogged hatch and
porthole down.
Put cables to her, 'fore and aft and girded her around.
Tomorrow, noon, we hit the air and then take up the strain.
And watch the Mary Ellen Carter Rise Again.

For we couldn't leave her there, you see, to crumble into scale.
She'd saved our lives so many times, living through the gale
And the laughing, drunken rats who left her to a sorry grave
They won't be laughing in another day. . .
And you, to whom adversity has dealt the final blow
With smiling bastards lying to you everywhere you go
Turn to, and put out all your strength of arm and heart and brain
And like the Mary Ellen Carter, rise again.

Rise again, rise again - though your heart it be broken
And life about to end
No matter what you've lost, be it a home, a love, a friend.
Like the Mary Ellen Carter, rise again.

Tymbrwulf, Reign of Fire only sucked because of the ending. The dragons dying out suddenly due to global warming would have been less groan inducing.

Equilibrium wasn't as good as it could be only because Christian Bale took up 75% of their budget. But then, I've always felt guns and ballet mix well.

As for everything I've seen and heard about the new Terminator movie, I think they should probably rename it Terminator: Salivation

Can we downvote for groan-inducing jokes?

^I groaned, yet I also laughed. Not a LOL laugh, but a LQTM laugh. It still counts.

*** GROAN ALERT *** GROAN ALERT *** GROAN ALERT *** GROAN ALERT ***

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments .

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with Heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off..

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

"It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate.

"Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"

God just shrugged and said,

JESUS SAVES

I love the Japanese game show, Cops, and infomercial ch... errr the G4 channel, yeah. Impossible for me to watch it for more than a few minutes without grunting and groaning while feeling super icky and somewhat self-degraded; oh how embarrassed and shamed am I to be a gamer when one of those pretentious, forced, one-dimensional, stereotype-reinforcing G4 commercials play. It's the equivalent of MTV, but for gamers. An inconsequential chunk of the day for game related things(even then the quality has only been going down since the ZDTV/Tech TV days) sandwiched in between hour upon hour of baffling, completely unrelated shit. I'll still be tuning in to watch their E3 coverage, for the games, of course. Technically, I'll be watching mostly commercials and marketing. Fuck me!

All I got are dick jokes. I tell them at children's birthday parties all the time.

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
Hey, well it's a good kid-safe joke, which are gold. I got plenty.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
*GROAN*

Okay, Kuga told me this one:

What starts with a C, ends with a T, and emits a thin whitish fluid?


...a coconut.

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
A stick.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Besides my feces after a healthy dose of Metamucil, I don't know. What?

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
Hey KP, here's a question for ya:

What's long, brown and sticky?