>> ^dag:
I don't know Choggie- although the setting of that video at the National Press Club lends it a lot of credibility- I didn't see any really persuasive evidence. My feelings are that actual in-the-flesh alien visitation is possible, but highly unlikely.
>> ^choggie:
Now....those of you who choose to, go back to sleep.
@dag-Their agenda,according to those in the know, is a benevolent, transformative awakening from our current rush to render this planet uninhabitable-
Individuals have not done it, save through complicity with thise who have created this framework for the destruction of our planet through the raping of her resources.
Corporations and governments must be eliminated before we can take the next step.



As unlikely as free energy? As unlikely as self-replicating nanorobotic manufacture of anything? As unlikely as anything that would render your current world view extinct should you suddenly be able to see 50 years into the future of the planet?

Why since this very public and formidable testimony to the press,has this issue not been placed before congress? Ask yourself this and afford yourself cushy answers until your brain explodes, they are scared shitless of what panic may occur-The world is so much bigger than what we as peons have access to-so much bigger.....


I personally knew a SAC pilot who when asked what he had seen during his over 40 years flying everything there is to fly for the military, he used the nick-name they used in the force for a UFO, said he saw them, then would speak no more on the matter-These people who came forward from the military in the NPC event a few years back, did so knowing that the people who swore them to secrecy could and would easily have taken everything from them, including family and friends.

Hiding shit is the only way people like the Bushs' can go on living-If we knew half of what Bush senior has done he would immediately be arrested, and sumarilly executed,by an enraged world.....You people think he was bad for the shit we DO know??!! Jesus man, truth is ALWAYS far stranger than fiction.

The logistics of disclosure include the inevitability of widespread panic on the part of the masses should they be shocked into consciousness with information hidden from them by their governments....UFO's are mild compared to the crimes commited by our so-called leaders past and present, some of them still breathing air thanks to files classified for over 40 years(assainations, coops, etc). The truth is not that hard to find, but people need to sto beingprogrammed like cattle by the machine(television,wage-slavery,endless legalism, etc.) The world is groaning for information..they are given half-truths, infotainment,and flat-out bullshit to shape their world views.

>> ^grubert:
>> ^Payback:
>> ^grubert:
It's not necessarily a murder. I mean the editing was done in such a way that you don't see the crow killing the squirrel.

Ummm... my facetiousness detector is kinda fritzy today. Should I assume you know a murder is what a "flock" of crows is called?

Yes it was a pun. However considering you got more votes than me for doubting my capacity in forming a humorous construct I shall abstain henceforth from wasting Sifters' time and disrupting a perfectly good series of comments with my disputable wit.


Oh no, don't give up. You should go see some of the groaning bouts of verbal diarrhea I come up with most times. I sometimes hit gold, but man, it's like sniping with a shotgun.

>> ^MaxWilder:
You can dress however you want, but understand there are consequences for your choices. When you go out to clubs, bars, or even just around town during the day, go ahead and show off that body you are proud of. You want to feel attractive, and that's cool. It doesn't really matter if the barista sees you as a professional or as a tart.
However, in the workplace women need to cover that cleavage if they want to be taken seriously. Unless you are purposefully trying to distract men and make them underestimate you, there is no reason to show cleavage or have that dress shirt open down to your sternum. Similarly, tight clothing serves no purpose.
This discussion keeps popping up every now and then. There are some women who want to have their cake and eat it too. Either you sexualize yourself in the workplace, or you don't. It's really your choice as to how to arrange your clothes, hair, and makeup. You don't get to look hot and then complain that men can't focus on business. It's just dumb, and I'm tired of hearing the complaint.


Yep. Unfortunate but true. My girl has great boobs but doesn't dress in a way to play them up. Never heard her make this specific complaint. She has plenty of other groans about guys, but not that one.

Ah right, had me wondering what you meant for a while there

In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
Hah, I think it was hilariously groan-worthy. The fail referred to your resistance of making the joke.

In reply to this comment by RedSky:
Come on, it had to be said

I'm like the first guy who starts the slow clap in corny movies, there has to be a first!

In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
As fails go, that's a good one.

In reply to this comment by RedSky:
You can't spell slaughter without LAUGHTER.

I tried to resist.

I tried.

Hah, I think it was hilariously groan-worthy. The fail referred to your resistance of making the joke.

In reply to this comment by RedSky:
Come on, it had to be said

I'm like the first guy who starts the slow clap in corny movies, there has to be a first!

In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
As fails go, that's a good one.

In reply to this comment by RedSky:
You can't spell slaughter without LAUGHTER.

I tried to resist.

I tried.

I love how each joke is about 1/3 groan 1/3 funny 1/3 direct kidney punch. This also means that 2/3 of the people don't see what's going on.

Drive boy dog boy
Dirty numb angel boy
In the doorway boy
She was a lipstick boy
She was a beautiful boy
And tears boy
And all in your inner space boy
He had hand girls boy
And steel boy
He had chemicals boy
I've grown so close to you boy
And you just groan boy
She said come over come over
She smiled at you boy

(repeat)

Let your feelings slip boy
But never your mask boy
Random blonde boy
High density rhythm blonde boy
Blonde country
Blonde high density
You are my drug boy
You're real boy
Speak to me boy
Dog dirty numb cracking boy
You're getting wet boy
Big big time boy
Acid bear boy
Babes and babes
And babes and babes and babes
And remembering nothing boy
Do you like my tin horn boy
It get wet like an angel
Derailed

You got a velvet mouth
You're so succulent and beautiful
Shimmering and dirty
Wonderful and hot time
On your telephone line
And God and everything
On your telephone
And in walk an angel

Look at me mum
Squatting pissed in the tube hole
At Tottenham Court Road
I just come out of the ship
Talking to the most blonde I ever met
Shouting lager lager lager lager
Shouting lager lager lager lager
Shouting lager lager lager lager
Shouting lager lager lager
Shouting mega mega white thing
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega
Shouting lager lager lager lager
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega white thing
So many things to see and do
In the tube hole
True blonde going back to Romford
Mega mega mega going back to Romford
Hi mum are you having fun
And now are you on your way
To a new age tension headache

I thought the acting in the first one was fine, didn't detract from the experience at all for me. At no point did I groan, or facepalm so I have no idea what aspect of it didn't reach your armchair critic standards..? Sometimes you have to just sit back and enjoy something for what it is and not expect some Hollywood level standard (even though part 1 delivers on that in many areas).

>> ^maatc:
>> ^thatguyjames:
Thieves hit the store's plate glass door with a blunt object. Like pros they bring it shattering down with one strike
There are professional glass pane breakers? Time to get me a new job!

They likely used pane killers for this job.


GROAN.

Part of me groans every time I see a video like this. Mainly because I find the use of the term "atheist" ignorant and offensive. It implies that the non-belief is somehow unnatural, and that the baseline for awareness is religion.

On the other hand, since religion is so pervasive in our culture that "atheism" seems like an anomaly, rather than a starting point, it's probably good that more of this is getting out there.

To me, religious worship as a means to experience spirituality is a bit like driving with the parking brake on. How are you ever going to feel wonder if you think you have all the answers?

I never really understood the whole groaning thing. It's so awkward. And this was just so over the top. How does it help? Baseball players don't do it when they swing, nor do hockey players or hurlers or curlers or cricketers. . . . Even badminton players don't do it as far as I've seen.

Yea, I don't expect it to suck, but first time watching it, my reaction was:

Ok, this looks good, yeah, I like what I see... OK, that's nice...
LUDACRIS.
Groan/facepalm.

I seriously have no clue why he's being cast in this many movies. I mean he was OK for Fast&Furious 2, but the rest of his 'roles' have been utter failures. Sigh.

^Oh noes, I groaned so hard my jaw fell off.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Lord-of-the-Rings-Groaning-Voiceover

We're still wondering...

>> ^deathcow:
5 promotes.... Rasch is the man! (I think Rasch is a guy right?)