Hey, well it's a good kid-safe joke, which are gold. I got plenty.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
*GROAN*

Okay, Kuga told me this one:

What starts with a C, ends with a T, and emits a thin whitish fluid?


...a coconut.

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
A stick.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Besides my feces after a healthy dose of Metamucil, I don't know. What?

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
Hey KP, here's a question for ya:

What's long, brown and sticky?

*GROAN*

Okay, Kuga told me this one:

What starts with a C, ends with a T, and emits a thin whitish fluid?


...a coconut.

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
A stick.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Besides my feces after a healthy dose of Metamucil, I don't know. What?

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
Hey KP, here's a question for ya:

What's long, brown and sticky?

The snorting and the groaning sounds just fit. And he kept making it "extend" its neck out LOL.

dupe *discard
http://www.videosift.com/video/Lord-of-the-Rings-Groaning-Voiceover

Wow, that sound that finally arrives after the bullets hit is other-worldly like a groan from a giant mythical beast.

>> ^MycroftHomlz:
At best this is ambiguous. Can anyone amplify this loud enough to hear what they are saying?
I think the title is misleading people and is an example of spin.
This a speech in front of (Alliance for American Manufacturing)AAM, which is a union and a lot of unions have endorsed Clinton. Look I am not defending Clinton, but I think your title is misleading, that is all I am saying.
You are right I should not have put not jeering in the tag, I am sorry. You tags do need to be more explicit however.


Let me put on my best Colbert impression and say: I accept your apology. =)

I looked for clips with better audio, but didn't find any. Olbermann played it on his show, and it had pretty clear audio there, but they may have done some studio magic on it.

I just thought it was ironic because here she is saying "I'm mad about what he said about you!" and they groan and jeer and almost boo her for it.

Hahahaaaaa! Thanks! even though everyone else will groan, I think that song's got some serious groove. I guess you had to be there. Got one spot left for the cheese theme.

In reply to this comment by CaptWillard:
*promote

I rented this movie expecting something I could groan about for years to come but I was surprised at how much I laughed. It reminded me of Napoleon Dynamite.

This deserves a massive *groan* and a /facepalm

Just a quick, rough job, but here you go. I've been meaning to get to this song for some months now, so now's as good a time as any.

I'm swelling up to the point of guilt
No worries, I'm giving up the story
Marie, Marie, that's basically our sin;
We're monsters wishing for the end

Eleking, let's crush it from the beginning
Not even this foolish yearning is being fulfilled
Look in and fade away

I want to cool down in water that surely isn't there
"I don't understand what you're saying" you say
Marie, Marie, that's basically our distance
We're monsters with no medicine to cool the fever

Eleking, let's crush it from the beginning
This incurable lust revives us
Groan and wake up

Eleking, let's crush it from the beginning
Not even this foolish yearning is being fulfilled

Eleking, let's crush it from the beginning
This incurable lust revives us
That's how I felt

Hahahha...good with the pun. I didn't groan.

Before I level my rebuke against one who must be almost seen as 'the almighty' in the eyes of many, I will point out that I do greatly applaud the fact that a show like this is out there highlighting the issues of the day. Also I think he's a quality interviewer.

Ok.. that's been said...

Why does it feel like every damn Jon Stuart segment consist largely of: Show clip of silly politician; Cut to Stuart; Stuart gurgles/groans, "durp de durpey durpedy durrrrp"? Surely he has some better material than that? He seems so witty with his guests.

Till he gets new material, I think i'll just stick to his interviews they post.

Edit: Corrected spelling, thanks Mycroft :>

"Why are half of VS videos some type of "police conspiracy"? Are you people really that gullible?"

It's high time for you to have a little unexpected run-in with an officer of the law.

This taser shit has gone crazy.

(edit addition below)

They said he was growling – maybe he was groaning in pain.

They said he was showing his teeth – yes people sometimes show their teeth and even look like they are smiling when they are in the grip of incomprehensible pain.

Listen to their long, stupid, complicated story that supposedly happened in 28 seconds, a story that is contradictory to other eye-witness reports.

I have friends who are cops – take it or leave it – some of those guys are damn good men, but some of those bastards should not be wearing a badge. They have IQs of about 98 and an authority fetish that is bordering psychopathy. The only reason assholes like that stay on the force is because police pay and benefits are usually so crappy that they can’t afford to lose the manpower because nobody else in his right mind is going to put his life on the line for $12 to $15 dollars an hour.

Yeah...and the first time they announced that Paul was in the lead at double the votes of the runner up you could hear Hannity in the background groaning something like "Here we go again".

Prayer is plenty enough to prevent tooth decay. Prayer works for cancer prevention too. Just try it! *sarcasm of course*

Meanwhile those touting how horrible fluoride is for them.. walk off to McDonalds for lunch and bang down 2 BigMacs and a 48oz Coke and not think twice about the consequences.

Don't like fluoride in your water? Dig a well. Collect water from roof runoff.

Its all relative. While you moan and groan about some infinitesimal chance for disease X as a result of fluoride. People are suffering from serious life threatening water borne illness in MUCH greater numbers, especially in other nations.

More people die from influenza the common cold and even starvation, each year HERE in the US, than any possible fluoride related/identified disease or disorder.

Its all about perspective.

Sure, we can strive towards curing or saving people from some disease that affects .00002% of the population. OR, we can work together to target problems that can result in the saving, or improvement, of thousands or millions of lives.