The kid was driving a moped, which is legally allowed to go around 28mph. I suspect he's stopping the kid to check if the moped's been tuned(which it obviously has).

Transcript:
(I'll skip the repeated greetings)
Cop:
"From the police, good day. Follow that moped."
Kid:
"ok." proceeds to try to run away like the tard he is.

after the chase:
Cop:
"Get on the ground!"
Kid:
"fuuuu"
Cop:
"God damn this stuff, these *unclear* can't god damn keep upright. They don't know how to drive, fuck. Are you all...are you really that fucking poor at driving? Turn that camera off --"

Greetings, sir. If you happen to have 2m48 to check out a rock'n'roll vid, see if this one takes your fancy - http://videosift.com/video/Black-Pistol-Fire-Hipster-Shakes-Audiotree-Live

Greetings Sir, If you can spare a little under 4 minutes, I'd like a second opinion on this video Les Sultans Du Lycée sung in the style of AC/DC:



Is it worth posting do you think?

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Your video, Giant Lizard Greets Man Like a Dog, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

Wow, what a greeting! Unless it's a very smellly dog..

Your video, Boxxer Puppy Greeted by Herd of Cows on Walk!, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

Greetings, sir. I'm looking for some advice - I have a video in my to-promote playlist which is in the same category as http://videosift.com/poll/Should-Sneaky-Scumbag-Spammer-Self-Links-Stay (only a different self linker) http://videosift.com/video/Halo-Sun-Dog-in-Moscow

The precedent seems to be that all the self-linking vids ought to be discarded, so would you recommend that I discard that vid myself (assuming I can?) and re-post my own fixed embed myself? Or just ignore the problem and promote anyway? Or... banhammer the user with *spammer?

I can't sing so I just bring my guitar and amp into the bedroom and play Slayers "Angel Of Death" at full volume.

I'm sure she appreciates it, because she always jumps straight out of bed in what I can only assume is a joyous greeting to the new day.

Greetings, sir. As you have upvoted Slayer vids in the past, it occurs to me you might like this rather odd banjo cover by Rob Scallon:



(p.s. http://videosift.com/video/Slayer-Raining-Blood-On-banjo )

Greetings, sir. I bring you some links to vids that you might enjoy:

http://videosift.com/video/Solar-Cauldron-Sun-setting-over-Rottnest-Island-lighthouse
http://videosift.com/video/NextLevel-Squad-Overground-in-London-YAK-FILMS-x-BZWAX

The common theme here is that @Ickster is close to bronze, after only 8 years http://videosift.com/member/Ickster/pqueued

My mother is so awesome she tells me not to waste money on stupid greeting cards.

Greetings Seltar!

I hope this note finds you well. I just came across this video of one of your fellow countrymen having quite some trouble with the voice control on an Audi car, I thought you might get a giggle out of it:

They don't make a connection between cause, effect, and responsibility. I wish I could find the video, but I've seen one where an owner is angry his dog keeps spreading the garbage around in his kitchen, and he "knows when it's happened" because the dog looks "guilty" when the owner gets home.

The video was of the owner being told to put the dog in his bedroom, go into the kitchen, throw the garbage around, then go open the bedroom door and leave the house. He comes back after 10 minutes, and the dog greets him "guiltily".

The dog had been "trained" that garbage on the floor of the kitchen meant he was going to get punished. Even though they had video showing the dog merely walked into the kitchen and sniffed a couple items, he still looked "guilty" because the garbage was there.

I guess what I'm saying is a dog doesn't think "I shouldn't do this, because it will create a situation that I'll get in shit for." unless you catch them doing it. Once it's done, and nothing has happened immediately, the dog just ends up confused when you punish them for it.

Also, they don't know conversational English. "WHO ATE THE SHOE?" is meaningless to the dog at 0:50. He just knows your angry and he's being submissive (which is a good dog trait btw).