So did he get laid?

So much cynicism in these comments.

Has it dawned on anyone that maybe, just maybe there may have been a gentleman, such as myself, that happened to have a canoe and offered it to the woman so as to help keep her dry and safe during her report?

I'm sure visibility and unfamiliarity with the area could have made it difficult to navigate possible curbs, potholes, electric eels and alligators.

Offering a canoe to a woman would be the equivalent of throwing your coat over a puddle so the lady could cross the street and not soil her spike heels.

How do any of you ever expect to get laid!?

Chivalry is dead.

Made me think of this.

Commander Leonard 'Bones' McCoy, M.D. : Spock, this "child" is about to wipe out every living thing on Earth. Now, what do you suggest we do? Spank it?

Commander Spock: It knows only that it needs, Commander. But, like so many of us... it does not know what.
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Commander Spock: V'Ger must evolve. Its knowledge has reached the limits of this universe and it must evolve. What it requires of its god, doctor, is the answer to its question, "Is there nothing more"?

Commander Leonard 'Bones' McCoy, M.D.: What more is there than the universe, Spock?

Commander Willard Decker: Other dimensions. Higher levels of being.

Commander Spock: The existence of which cannot be proven logically. Therefore, V'Ger is incapable of believing in them.

Captain James T. Kirk: What it needs in order to evolve... is a human quality. Our capacity to leap beyond logic.

Commander Willard Decker: And joining with its creator might accomplish that.

Commander Leonard 'Bones' McCoy, M.D.: You mean this machine wants to physically join with a human? Is that possible?

Commander Willard Decker: Let's find out.
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So, basically... V'ger needed to get laid?

Somebody's getting laid in that elevator

I hear you, but the interpretation part is where I think the problem lies.

While you have a fairly benevolent interpretation, someone else who has trouble getting laid could read it as a god given justification to own sex slaves. That's a pretty extreme example of course, but you can imagine that there would be interpretations varying between your example and my extreme example, many of which could be used to oppress women.

When all that was needed was a simple "no gossiping in church" rule. It's a clear command, unmistakable and unexploitable for anything other that it's original intention.

So a 3rd testament would start with the words READ THIS LITERALLY :-)

Right now though - How do we know whether or not take the bible word for word? It's not even clear whether that is up to us to decide.

It's your interpretation that's made you decide not to read it literally, but instead to interpret it with the overall goal of viewing the good in the bible. And that says more about you being a good person, rather than the contents of the bible. I think you would be advocating living a compassionate lifestyle whether or not you read the bible.

That's why I'm thinking it's unnecessary to even have religion, when we can just teach ethical behavior, and ethical thinking in a very clear way, which leaves no room for error, or danger of allowing people to justify their bad behaviors.

CNN is like not getting laid. FOX is like herpes.

I can't wait to be disappointed. Hollywood will once again destroy and skew a character's image to appease the public. Talk to me when Harley Quinn gets the lasso of truth, breaks it's bounds and makes Wonder Woman her bitch. Amazonian queen my ass, this will be just another attempt to get 16 year old girls to drag their sex starved hormone men to shell out money to get laid, and it'll work. At least for the women. This is exactly why I bring my own popcorn bucket to the movies, drill a hole in the bottom, and hope she doesn't ask for extra hot butter.

You know, when I was in college it more or less worked that way.

I also remember in college being a little jealous of the people who had money and nice cars and stuff, and thinking how awesome it would be when I had money and nice cars and stuff and how it would be even easier to get laid. Turns out, it doesn't work that way at all. Now I think how awesome it will be when I get promoted a bunch and have LOTS of money and a REALLY nice car. I know there's a pattern, but I choose to ignore it. It is totally not true that the best years of my life are over and I didn't appreciate it when I had it.

I was talking about getting therapy, not getting laid. Hahahah!

He talks about women, dates and girlfriends often enough, so I'm sure he get laid. Artists can hardly avoid it.

Getting laid regularly would probably solve a lot of the world's problems (and perhaps create a few new ones). But this whole discussion reminds me of a quote from Spider Jerusalem, "And I am forced to suffer this in a city where I can fall in love eighty times a day just by stepping out on to the street and opening my eyes. You will all pay."

NO! Watch again. The ACTIONS were all happening, the SUBJECTS of the actions were the fantasy! Dude was getting laid, just not by neighbor chick, and he wasn't Jesus....woman was cooking meat, just not the neighbor, neighbor was punching hard, just not other neighbor.....
SO...dude was getting blow job, just not by human woman!!!!! NNNNNO!!!!!! Bad dog! ;-)

Poor Sucklord. He was on "the next great artist" or whatever that show was called. I wonder if this art of his helps him get laid.

Somebody needs to get laid.