>> ^ctrlaltbleach:

Looks like she was hiding part of her mic.


Apparently that is her wireless mic unit, being a sound engineer I shoulda known that!

But since I'm also a filthy male it really just looks like a dong.

Ding-Dong the Witch is dead.

Whom can I stab in the face so that this song will never surface again?

translated, poorly:

it's a rhyme, no sense here)
Druff means high / on drugs
slang for high/ on drugs
druff again

2x

let's go, 3 days awake
next party eventually, 3 days awake
Afterhour before the hour, 3 days awake
3 days awake, now you're getting weak

full power take it, 3 days away
breaded and ding dong ding dong, 3 days awake
colorful pills party, 3 days awake
pulse like a rocket, 3 days awake

impossible to translate, 3 days awake
you were here yesterday, too, 3 days awake
Mirror on the wall, who is 3 days awake?
You and your grandma are 3 days awake

nose is full, dick is shrinking, 3 days awake
eating dumb, sleeping dumb, 3 days awake
bananas in the braiiins, 3 days awake
I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, 3 days awake

(eyes like) plates to the jaw, 3 days awake
ants in the pants, 3 days awake
bottle empty, fire engine, 3 days awake
can't run anymore, 3 days awake

2nd verse again

emergency farmacy, 3 days awake
gunk on the wallpaper, 3 days awake
on drugs, high, 3 days awake
absolutely no worries, 3 days awake

2x first verse

Now leave me alone please. I have to think about life decisions.

>> ^Auger8:

OK sorry but am I the only sick person out there that wondered at the first of this video at about @1:00 in that somewhere there is some poor guy who's job it is to make blown glass dildo's all day for a living. grins

Absinthe glass crafting has both dong and bong stages.

The US makes the nazi's look like amateur hour at the ding dong club.

Dong?

Actually the failures in "socialist Europe" are down to capitalists fucking things up. OTOH places like Norway which has essentially nationalised it's oil industry are actually doing well.

Of course you're going to blame "capitalists" for socialism's downfall, what choice do you have? Norway? Great example! The were smart enough to stay OUT of the EU. However, in 30 years, when the oil runs low...

As for your Obama quote, I don't actually think you have read it correctly because it doesn't even remotely support your position, not that you've ever let reality intrude on your juvenile little rants.

The quote is quite apt. A king decides who may and who may not prosper in his kingdom. A US President daring to decide the same? TYRANNY.

And Marx? You remind me of Zapp Brannigan: we don't know anything about them, so we can only assume they stand for everything we don't stand for!


Everything I've written about marx is accurate. Please point to some real-world examples of free, prosperous marxist nations.


>> ^ChaosEngine:

Actually the failures in "socialist Europe" are down to capitalists fucking things up. OTOH places like Norway which has essentially nationalised it's oil industry are actually doing well.
As for your Obama quote, I don't actually think you have read it correctly because it doesn't even remotely support your position, not that you've ever let reality intrude on your juvenile little rants.
And Marx? You remind me of Zapp Brannigan: we don't know anything about them, so we can only assume they stand for everything we don't stand for!
>> ^quantumushroom:
Not overly interested in whether my comrades here think I sufficiently understand marx, he's the left's savior, not mine. Not only was marx a lousy human being and horrible in his personal handling of money, he thought the profit motive could be stripped from the system and it would work just as well.
Then we get this from His Earness:
“You don’t have some inherent right just to–-you know, get a certain amount of profit."
Words more befitting the late, ungreat kim ill-dong
Is 3.5 years of this idiot's failures not enough for ya? You need 4 more? Hey, Siftberals, take a peek at socialist Europe, broke as a joke and falling apart. THIS is the crap you want for the US?
Anyone-But-His-Earness 2012

Actually the failures in "socialist Europe" are down to capitalists fucking things up. OTOH places like Norway which has essentially nationalised it's oil industry are actually doing well.

As for your Obama quote, I don't actually think you have read it correctly because it doesn't even remotely support your position, not that you've ever let reality intrude on your juvenile little rants.

And Marx? You remind me of Zapp Brannigan: we don't know anything about them, so we can only assume they stand for everything we don't stand for!

>> ^quantumushroom:

Not overly interested in whether my comrades here think I sufficiently understand marx, he's the left's savior, not mine. Not only was marx a lousy human being and horrible in his personal handling of money, he thought the profit motive could be stripped from the system and it would work just as well.
Then we get this from His Earness:
“You don’t have some inherent right just to–-you know, get a certain amount of profit."
Words more befitting the late, ungreat kim ill-dong
Is 3.5 years of this idiot's failures not enough for ya? You need 4 more? Hey, Siftberals, take a peek at socialist Europe, broke as a joke and falling apart. THIS is the crap you want for the US?
Anyone-But-His-Earness 2012

Not overly interested in whether my comrades here think I sufficiently understand marx, he's the left's savior, not mine. Not only was marx a lousy human being and horrible in his personal handling of money, he thought the profit motive could be stripped from the system and it would work just as well.

Then we get this from His Earness:

“You don’t have some inherent right just to–-you know, get a certain amount of profit."

Words more befitting the late, ungreat kim ill-dong

Is 3.5 years of this idiot's failures not enough for ya? You need 4 more? Hey, Siftberals, take a peek at socialist Europe, broke as a joke and falling apart. THIS is the crap you want for the US?

Anyone-But-His-Earness 2012

I find Kijong-dong (tee hee) to be fascinating. What an eerie place it must be.

That poor dude in the lead slid down with his dong out.. on the stairs.

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3 days awake (on drugs)... yep, it's about partying hard all right.

Pille - Palle - Alle Pralle
Druff - Druff - Druff - Druff -Druff
Verpeilt und verschallert, alle verballert
Druff - Druff - Druff - Druff - Druff

Pille - Palle - Alle Pralle
Druff - Druff - Druff - Druff -Druff
Verpeilt und verschallert, alle verballert
Druff - Druff - Druff - Druff - Druff

Auf gehts ab gehts, 3 Tage wach
Nächste Party kommt bestimmt, 3 Tage wach
Afterhour vor der Hour, 3 Tage wach
3 Tage wach jetzt wirst du langsam schwach

Volle Kanne Einwurf, 3 Tage wach
Paniert und ding dong ding dong, 3 Tage wach
Bunte pillen Fete, 3 Tage wach
Puls wie ne Rakete, 3 Tage wach

Punkt Punkt komma klar, 3 Tage wach
Du warst gestern auch schon da, 3 Tage wach
Spieglein an der wand wer ist drei Tage wach?
Du und deine oma sind 3 Tage wach

Nase voll, pimmel schrumpft, 3 Tage wach
essen doof, schlafen doof ,3 Tage wach
banane in der birne, 3 Tage wach
bollerbuden dirndl, 3 Tage wach

Teller bis zum unterkiefer, 3 Tage wach
In der hose ungeziefer, 3 Tage wach
Flasche leer, feuerwehr 3 Tage wach
Laufen geht jetzt auch nicht mehr, 3 Tage wach

Auf gehts ab gehts, 3 Tage wach
Nächste Party kommt bestimmt, 3 Tage wach
Afterhour vor der Hour, 3 Tage wach
3 Tage wach jetzt wirst du langsam schwach

Notfall Apotheke, 3 Tage wach
Rotz auf der Tapete, 3 Tage wach
Verplant , paniert, 3 Tage wach
Völlig ungeniert, 3 Tage wach


Pille - Palle - Alle Pralle
Druff - Druff - Druff - Druff -Druf
Verpeilt und verschallert alle verballert
Druff - Druff - Druff - Druff - Druff

Pille - Palle - Alle Pralle
Druff - Druff - Druff - Druff -Druff
Verpeilt und verschallert alle verballert
Druff - Druff - Druff - Druff - Druff

I do this with my dong too.