...OR they'll rear-end you as they wonder, "what the fuck is that red dong on the road?"

Great vid. I've seen this lady taking huge dongs down her throat that was also great.

Where did the Butt Hole Road from the thumbnail come in? I didn't see that. Was I not paying close enough attention?

There's a great little Vietnamese supermarket near me in Little Saigon called... Well, I'll let you have a look at the name:


Yep, it's A Dong Supermarket. (It's pronounced differently in Vietnamese and is supposed to have some accent symbols, but I'm glad they didn't include them.)

*terrible *promote incredibly infectious laughter by a couple of ding dongs

DONG DONG DONG DONG *R=S=VED

On the Guy Fawkes night following her deperature from number10 I remember my family burnt an effigy of Thatcher in Fawkes stead, chanting "Burn the Witch" and singing "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead." Certainly one of my stranger childhood memories.

Funnily enough: http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/ding-dong-the-witch-is-dead-could-reach-number-one-following-margaret-thatchers-death-85660
42.html

(Why is sift mangling this link ;3)

http://videosift.com/video/Ding-Dong-the-Wicked-Witch-is-Dead

A week later it was a hubba, hubba and ding dang dong, baby this sure didn't last to long. I know it, things are tough all over, ain't getting any better.

How'd that reassessment turn out...and good luck on that buck.

Were you relocating or vacating?

Just getting over the H3N2...2 1/2 weeks.

It is great to hear back from you...way too long.

You are a piece of work my friend.

*spammerlammer ding dong

I prophesize that later in this comment, dft will:

-inexplicably and for no reason type "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
-make a knock knock joke
-talk about avocados
-correct a misspelling
-display in parody why prophesy and prophesy fulfillment doesn't mean much when they are both written in the same fictional text
-try to convert bobknight to a new religion.

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Knock Knock? Who's there? Who. Who who? Who put the ram in the ramalama ding dong?

I could really go for some guacamole right now. Does anyone have any fresh avocados?

@bobknight33, I assume you meant to say "prophesies" instead of proficiencies

>> ^bobknight33:

There is also 521 proficiencies about Christ and all but 1 has been fulfilled.

*promote on 11/16/2012, the day unions forced Hostess out of business. 18,700 jobs ELIMINATED!

NO
MORE
TWINKIES
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NO MORE
DING-DONGS

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No mas Snowballs

Their fruit pies sucked, good riddance to those.....

In case anybody cares, a list of songs\sound bytes used, indexed by time:

0:00 - Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams
0:05 - Yolanda Be Cool Feat DCUP - We No Speak Americano
0:13 - Outhere Brothers - I Wanna Fuck You In the Ass
0:16 - John Williams - Cantina Band
0:23 - Benny Benassi ft. Gary Go - Cinema (Skrillex Remix)
0:28 - Tiny Tim - Living in the Sunlight, Loving in the Moonlight
0:40 - Nigel Thornberry (I'll Do This, With My Hands)
0:43 - A Day To Remember - Mr. Highway's Thinking About The End
0:50 - Garbage - Cherry Lips
0:58 - Skrillex - First of the Year (Equinox)
1:06 - Chip tha Ripper - S.L.A.B. Freestyle
1:11 - Haddaway - What is Love
1:19 - Super Mario World - Ending Theme
1:24 - Lost Horizon - Highlander (The One)
1:30 - R. Kelly - I Believe I Can Fly
1:33 - Moldova - Sunstroke Project & Olia Tira
1:40 - Dragonforce - Through the Fire and Flames
1:47 - Gunther - Ding Dong Song
1:57 - El Mudo - Chacarron Macarron
2:06 - DMX - Where Da Hood At
2:12 - Orgazmo Theme Song (Now You're A Man)
2:21 - Trey Parker - America (Fuck Yeah)
2:31 - Wham! - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
2:35 - Eminem - Just Lose It
2:42 - Scatman John - Scatman (Ski Ba Bop Ba Dop Bop)
2:48 - Garbage - Cherry Lips
2:54 - Paul Engemann - Push it To the Limit
3:06 - Harry Belafonte - Jump in the Line
3:11 - 50 Cent - In Da Club
3:17 - Scatman John - Scatman (Ski Ba Bop Ba Dop Bop)
3:21 - Lionel Richie - Hello

BluesNews has false advertising - it claims this is the Fifth Element Diva Dong!

Two comments:
1) That's quite a logo.
2) This is a lot lower tech than I had imagined... I'm not quite sure what I expected, but it wasn't dipping glass dongs into a pot of latex.