Easy answer, shoot them both, one is a leech without remorsewho needs more gold for his teeth. The other is a whining hippy girly-man who can afford to ride around on his nice shiny bike with his camcorder and thinks he too good to use the bike rack like everyone else. LOL

its odd that when I first was introduced to her physique I wondered "why is she not in porn "


then now I still wonder " why is she not in porn"

a girl with ass 'ets like that could do a great deal of good to the industry

she is why the HD camcorder was invented and multiple orgasms comes in handy.

As long as you're going to Cuba, pick me up some cheap prescription drugs. Like Viagra. It's for....a friend.

Hey, have a blast. If you get any cool videos load 'em up on YouTube or whatever so I can see them. And use plenty of sunscreen. You know how you Irishmen burn in the sun.

In reply to this comment by moodonia:
Hey KP! Alas I'm not anywhere special, yet. I'm off to Cuba this saturday! Going away with family, havent had a holiday in so long, I cant wait to not work for two weeks. I hope your doing good? This place really wasnt the same without you.

Oh i bought an amazingly cheap HD camcorder (Kodak Playsport) that is waterproof so if I survive my inevitable shark attack while snorkelling I'll be sure and send you the link so you can submit it under EIA i guess

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Just checking to see where you're currently at in the world. You're not on a boat, are ya?

Seriously, if there's a good video that comes out of this story, I hope you get to post it. Would be fitting.

Hey KP! Alas I'm not anywhere special, yet. I'm off to Cuba this saturday! Going away with family, havent had a holiday in so long, I cant wait to not work for two weeks. I hope your doing good? This place really wasnt the same without you.

Oh i bought an amazingly cheap HD camcorder (Kodak Playsport) that is waterproof so if I survive my inevitable shark attack while snorkelling I'll be sure and send you the link so you can submit it under EIA i guess

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Just checking to see where you're currently at in the world. You're not on a boat, are ya?

Seriously, if there's a good video that comes out of this story, I hope you get to post it. Would be fitting.

So where's the cat fart?

Seriously, it looks good. Hope it does well. And get it a screen in Casper, for Christ's sake. I just got a new camcorder.

>> ^EDD:

Kid must be spoiled like hell, normal children I know would never react like this.


The kid looks young enough that he probably just didn't understand what he was told; he probably thought he was being reprimanded. This happens (well, happened) with my young kids every so often, and it's not a good feeling.

But ya, shame about dad operating a camcorder while driving... jeez, dude.

>> ^KnivesOut:
^ Then down-vote it. Oh, don't have the privileges to down-vote? Sift more.



What the hell? Why are you being such an ass?

You've been a member for 4 years, and your first sift came from 2 years ago, don't tell someone who's been here 7 months to sift more, when you yourself hadn't sifted ANYTHING for 2 goddamn years.

I'm with storm on this, A downvote isn't meant to be taken personally, but we're not just bots sifting videos, we're people. I've downvoted maybe 5 things for my entire stay on the sift, if I disagree with something, I voice my opinion. I may still offend the person who sifted the video but at least they'll know why.

And besides, when the video already has as many votes as it does, what's the point of a downvote? It's not like there's going to be 34 sifters who just suddenly appear out of nowhere, downvote, and then get this video removed.

Now, back on topic, this isn't art. Gwiz's vid isn't really educational. They both, however, fall into the exact same category. I can go out, pee in the snow and call it art. Would I showcase it as art? No, it's not appropriate and it's an insult to those who take their work seriously. Again, this is the set of a porn shoot, its someone with a camcorder, and they've just added a layer of music and a film grain on top. This isn't art, or as people are pointing out, it's not art to me.

Someone hit it on the head earlier, would you show this to an elementry school class, or place this in a museum? can you show it to a group of kids and say "This is beautiful because.." and not offend anybody, parents included?

I'm all for porn, I'm all for artistic nudity. This only falls into one of those though, and it's not art.

OK I can see why they didn't get an oscar. sort of annoying music & style, but such an important cause... we should saturate the country with camcorders & satellite phones.

If this were shot on a miniDV camcorder (or at least not made to look like black and white film) there'd be no debate -- grainy black and white and a song from a Scorsese film doesn't automatically make something art. I'm not saying this does or doesn't belong here because I really don't particularly care, but don't try to pass it off as art, because it isn't. It's clearly jerk-off fodder.

my camcorder has 200x digital zoom which is a lot like this

crotchflame, what you're seeing is the interference between the string and the shutter. The same reason you get jelly like movements when panning with a digital camcorder is the reason you're seeing the strings moving like this. The strings aren't actually forming the shapes you see in the same way as a building doesn't actually distort when a camcorder pans.

Even so, it's a very very cool effect and I really enjoyed watching it!

I have an idea of what the story is and it looks like a cross between a camcorder documentary (blair witch, cloverfield, zombie diaries) and conventional cinematics.

I'm looking forward to it.

>> ^Kevlar:
Why is it that we have 27 slow-mo replays of every other video, but not one slow-mo on this one?


Because it's recorded with a shitty handheld mini camcorder. Just look at the fucking retarded framerate. You'd see three frames on a slow-mo with this one.

edit - actually it could have something to do with the way it was encoded, but either way, it would be excruciating to watch.

meh.. nothing exploded here... simply more fuel added to the fire.

Also once again it hits my pet peeves..

1. Awful video quality..8mm camcorders from 2 decades ago, or cell phones with even worse quality.

2. talkative camera man..and this one keeps talking about his mum. Also can't seem to say exploded without giggling.

Trippy. At about 50 seconds in, you experience yourself looking at a computer screen, on which is someone's head in a dark room looking at a projector screen, on which is the girl looking at the camcorder screen, on which is the dvd video on the tv screen.

Dat be sohm Twilight Zone sheet ray' derr, mon.