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‘This is not a zoo’: Biden administration blocks filming
I can understand that false policy of F off and die. That was what fake news and late nigh pushed.
Trump policy was come in the correct legal way. Period
Trump was slammed for putting kids in Obama made caged. But fake news didn't tell you that part.
Biden created this problem and it is biting him in the butt.
I"m sure more video is out there that is equal or worse that this Biden mess.
*specific* policies or actions did the Trump administration take or promote............... He told them to come the legal process way and started wall , and enforced current laws to keep this mess from occurring.
See, my distinct impression of the Trump administration's policies and actions surrounding immigrants at our southern border was that it... wanted them to fuck off and/or die. "Remain in Mexico" was abhorrent. Family separation was a humanitarian disaster.
What *specific* policies or actions did the Trump administration take or promote which should make me believe they cared? That they had even the tiniest shred of humanity regarding people who've suffered enormously and struggled to reach what they hoped *might be* a less shitty life for themselves and their children?
"Come in legally" is fine, so long as we live up to being the beacon of hope and freedom that we like to think we are. Which would require allowing in a LOT more refugees than the Trump admin tolerated.
Ever read the poem on the base of the Statue of Liberty? It is beautiful, and if the US can manage to live up to it for a change then perhaps we'll have made America great, for the first time.
Squirrel jumps on UPS delivery man
I gotta squirrel story.
So when I lived in Mountain View, for Christ only knows what reason, the idiots in charge of power put this big-ass transformer thing on the corner of my property. The thing hummed with menace and I knew that shit wasn't right. But I didn't worry none because there was a big green metal cover over it that provided the same protection against horrendous death that a box of Kleenex would have provided the World Trade Center on 9/11.
One day, I'm standing on my balcony and drinking a beer. I mighta been stoned, too, only there's no 'mighta' that day. I'm watching the whorehouse across the street (really) and generally buzzing when I see a squirrel on the lawn. I hate squirrels. A motherfucking squirrel ate my bar fridge and fucked me outta the $50 I was selling it for on Craigslist (really).
Anyway, I got this longneck of Bud in hand and I'm working out whether I can brain the goddamn rodent with it when the neighbor's cat come rippin' ass from under the balcony and goes after Skippy.
Well here's some amusement!
The squirrel is running for it's pointless life and the cat is banking like a F-16 chasing an Iraqi MIG and I've already got $10 down on the kitty with a $3 over/under. I already know how this was gonna end and I was rootin' for it every step of the way.
Only it didn't.
The goddamn squirrel found the ONE way to get under that green metal cover I mentioned previously. The cat stops in amazement and I'm all pissed because I've been gypped outta Wild Kingdom's money shot.
A second later there's a flash like Ivy Mike going off from under the cover and an a concussive BOOM!! The fucking cover blasts off like a Space-X project gone horribly wrong -- or, in this case, delightfully right.
The cat jumps like 5 feet in the air and an arc of turds flies outta its butt, the cover returns to earth as a traffic hazard in the middle of Latham St., and the squirrel is basically vaporized. And now I'm the happiest motherfucker in Mountain View because dude, that shit was AWESOME!
I call out, "Babe! You won't believe what just happened!" 'cause you gotta totally share shit like that.
Then I realized everything is TOTALLY silent, like Little House on the Fucking Prairie silent.
"The power's out," my wife responds.
And it STAYED out for like two goddamn days while the putzes from the power company had to rewire pretty much everything that blew up.
Honey Badger didn't give a shit because Honey Badger'd copped an oz right before this shit happened. And as Fat Freddy taught us, "Dope will get you through times of no power better than power will get you through times of no dope." Or some shit like that. I dunno, I'm totally fucking baked right now.
BSR (Member Profile)
It reminds me of the time my dad and I took my 21 year old brother's 32 year old girlfriend out to dinner at Churasco's, a Brazilian steak house. (I was 18) I ordered the churasco, a two lb steak, two baked tatos, vegetables, and bread. She bet me "anything I wanted" that I couldn't finish in an hour. Wrong move. I did, and tortured her for weeks over the vile sexual favors I was going to force her to preform on me with my brother's knowledge before finally settling on a pair of Godzilla slippers that roared. Good times.
Also, I expected her to say "butt stuff....with you receiving!" She screwed up such an unbelievable opportunity.
I like the way you think. LOL
Trump posts "60 Minute" interview before it airs
Butt-hurt baby's badger-buffering ballistic blanket becomes bespoiled, baby becomes bombastic.
Scary encounter with Mountain Lion cubs and mom
I took a 2,500 mile mountain bike trip back in 2011. I was aware of the problem of loose dogs chasing bikes. With two saddlebags strapped to my bike with my belongings I knew I would not be able to outrun a Chihuahua let alone a pitbull, German shepherd or a bear.
I carried an air horn from Walmart that I attached to the bike with Velcro for a quick grab. I had no less than 7 dogs surprise me during my trip. The air horn was very effective in showing them who's boss. Their ears fold back and their tail tucked between their legs while running in the opposite direction.
Even if a dog managed to grab me, I doubt it would be able to withstand the hurt it would inflict blasting in its ear at close range.
Edit: I'm assuming no one thought I would shove the air horn in the dogs butt.
https://ibb.co/xJTfSj7
Maybe not even a gun but a loud horn would be enough
Scary encounter with Mountain Lion cubs and mom
I don't know how shoving a thumb up a lion's butt solves anything...
Our advantage is thumbs, buddy: use them.
South Park: Butter's What What in the Butt
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Butters - What, What in The Butt (Music Video) - SOUTH PARK
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When you gotta go, you gotta go
Your Honor, I maintain that you can clearly see that you cannot clearly see any evidence of said "go" or "poop" as alleged by the video witness nor any attempt at "secretly" trying to Bake a loaf, Blow Mud, Bomb the Bowl, Build a dookie castle, Lay the clay, Chop a log, Drop the kids off at the pool or Cook a butt burrito.
My client was simply trying to cool her butt lips.
I rest my case. 🧑⚖️
You saw the proof in the video!
Golden Retriever Puppies Launch Cuteness Attack on Toddler
Perhaps actually puppy butts are my second favorite thing.
Favorite thing? My avatar has it -- little butts of baby piggies drunk on milk. Passed out drunk on momma's milk.
Really doesn't get any better than that.
THEN puppy butts.
Puppy butts are my favorite thing in the world. Right @dotdude?
Golden Retriever Puppies Launch Cuteness Attack on Toddler
Puppy butts are my favorite thing in the world. Right @dotdude?
Butthole/Anus/Perenium Sunning
I just want to know where this originated?
I really want them to explain the process of how their butt holes are converting the sun's energy at a more efficient rate than the rest of their skin.
What is the secret of the butt hole energy efficiency? =)
lurgee (Member Profile)
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