Exactly right. Mom should have told the kid where the bear shit in the buckwheat.

Oh wait. You meant the other way around.

nevermind

Nooooo....Buckwheat is *dead

For those of you just joining us, let's see that footage again...."Hey Wheat!"

Tom Hanks, Buckwheat Groats has been added as a related post - related requested by newtboy.

Of course I've seen it, Mammy-Rammer. The best acting job in the film goes to Christopher Lloyd, for his speech about the old man that died when Jimmy was trying to give him the plane tickets. Buckwheats, chugging cock, bitches bastard: the film is infinitely quotable.

<shuac holds up his hand> Boat drinks, enoch.

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"things to do in denver when your dead"

My dead what?


fixed ya bitch.
you ever seen it? its pretty awesome.
i was tryin to find the scene with treat williams and steve buscemi.
"your reputation far exceeds your skills" but i only found it buried in a much longer clip.

1. my nickname since age 6, translated into english, is "worm". no relation to dennis rodman
2. my first girlfriend's name was "buckwheat". she was 6 years older than me. she had long blonde straight hair that would smell of honey even through a cloud of shit
3. my upper front teeth are ceramic. i lost them in a bar fight, falling dead drunk on my face
4. you can't beat me at table soccer
5. i like jazz
6. i smoke a lot of weed, although i prefer hashish
7. I also deal, on and off. hence the constant supply ...
8. i was self-hospitalized to a mental hospital on 3 separate occasions for being fucking retarded
10. i'm bad at math
9. i used to do heroin for a few months. now i mostly pop pills. shrooms optional (and weed is not a drug - it's medicine)
11. i like sci-fi. and comics. and good movies. they make me feel there's hope for humanity after all
12. my all time fav sport's figure is michael jordan. i stopped watching nba after he left for good
14. i dislike nr. 13
15. i belive that at this evolutionary point in time we, as a human race, can not possibly hope to ever comprehend the true nature of reality we find ourselves in. lhc is a useless waste of money and effort
16. five years ago i got my driving licence revoked for dui
17. my penis is bent to the left. i blame masturbation
18. i never met my father. for all i know he could be lord vader
19. i like hitch-hiking
20. i lost my virginity to a fat girl. i only fuck skinny bitches from then on
21. i was brought up to be a catholic but i never really believed in anything. not even atheism
22. i hope there's no afterlife
23. unless there's 72 horny virgins waiting for me
24. i lie a lot
25. i would never ever go charter

Hasen't choggie always been true to Jon Stewart's old hatte, his hackneyd, coke-addled writers, and the punks that sift his sheit more than a baker sifts buckwheat??
For once I'd like to see dingbats play follow the leader, down voting a comment because they are insulted, insolent, or simply twits....er, I mean DUMBASSES!!! And look, it's all the friends and fanlies!!

oh, and an edit here.....laura told me that the hookers in Brazil are naturally beautiful, with no need for make-up, and I told her this:
I would have no idea what Brazilian call-girls walked with-I would assume it is as it is anywhere, the classier the more expensive-I insulted the profession using it to describe Jon Stewart though, I apologize to the hookers of Brazil....

buckwheat husks work for cold sores and plantar warts..

Had to upvote, if only for masochistic sadistic reasons. Then again, I found the flour idea very helpful as my previous attempts with fava beans and buckwheat husks proved marginal.

The best Buckwheat bit was when he got shot. It was a brilliant exploration of the whole obsession with celebrity in the US.