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SpaceX launched its Falcon 9 with 48 Starlink satellites aboard to low Earth orbit Wednesday. During the countdown, a SpaceX controller during a satellite launch said "Time to let the American broomstick fly and hear the sound of freedom," in a jab at Russia.

The comment was in reference to a recent statement by the head of Roscosmos, Dmitry Rogozin, who claimed that a ban on Russian exports of rocket engines would force the U.S. to rely on "brooms" to get to space.

Starlink is a space-based system that SpaceX has been building for years to bring internet access to underserved areas of the world.

Fucking witchcraft! It's witchcraft, I tell ya! Listen you, we ain't havin' any of that hocusy-pocusy bullshit here -- this is a decent Christian site as is evidenced by the number of atheist posters. You can't just fly in here on your broom and be all like, "Gentlemen, BEHOLD! It's a seal in a ring -- IN FUCKING JAPAN!" and expect us to believe that reason or knowledge was somehow involved. We're fucking Americans here and if there's ONE thing we know, it's not reason or knowledge. Yup, if blaming witches for pretty much every goddamn thing but the sun coming up was good enough for every Republican president since Rutherford Birchard Hayes, I suspect it beats thinking for yourself in a cogent fashion or otherwise using your brain as anything but a hat-warmer.

Reminds me of Sunday mornings at my friend Paul's house back in high school. Only it was his mom with the broom handle. Same attitude from us kids.

True story.

Seems to be doing better than the Stomp group, no?

No hub caps, kitchen sinks, brooms, trash can lids, pipes, etc.

Never had a python inside my house here in Thailand, but have had a couple of ~1m tree snakes (non-venomous) sneak out from behind dressers, etc.

But I am kind of known as the crazy snake-loving foreigner in my area, so I got called in to a neighbors kitchen one time and discovered a young monocled cobra (also about 1m). I really wanted to try to hold it by hand, but decided it was probably better to use a broom handle and guide it into a box. Then released it into an empty lot. Later, I realized that I probably should have opted for some eye protection -- some of the local cobras are spitters.

Generally, Thais kill snakes and then fire up the grill. Nice to see they kept this one alive, for the time being -- although the older fella yanking on the head probably didn't do it any favors. Snakes are quite tough though. Also fun to hear the chatter in Thai.

I suppose using a stick or broom handle would have been too hard for his cerebellum...

I really though he was going to make it and I was going to leave a comment...for every 1 success there is 999 people crying cause a bear trap bit them.

The guys saying they couldn't stop him...they could have set off the trap...with a broom stick or something...just keep setting it off every time he sets it up...

If you ever run into this ignorance that is the trick...kill the setup...

Set off the trap, Put out the fire...just be the wet blanket...

Laters.

Really?
No.
Can't be a real thing. That's just completely insane.
I call shenanigans. Get your brooms.

Oops. Sorry. A well formatted post does not a correct argument make....it did look nice though. ;-)

You are incorrect, the majority of ACTIVE feminists today DO make derogatory, often actionably libelous statements about men. They have absolutely taken over as the voice of 'feminism', and real Feminists (like myself) find them disgusting and actually worse than those they rail against, because they are complaining about something while trying to become that thing at the same time. They don't want to end inequality, they just want to be on the side with more power.

Your' 'bullet points' have been 'destroyed' by @enoch...so I'll ignore them....except to say FUCK YOU BUDDY, because men ARE raped MORE than women, but your answer...."We can pretty much take it; we as a group already have most of the money, most of the privilege, and most of the presidents. We don't need a safe space." What utterly ridiculous, short sighted, unthinking bullshit.
I should have Babette and friends come by and rape the fuck out of you with a broom handle, then see how your 'safe space' makes it all just go away. Perhaps then you might see the ridiculousness of your statement.

And next time ... buy a good broom and not this stupid plastic crap from some slave factory in Asia, only to have an excuse for showing off your drone skills

I 'd bet anything i could have done the same thing with a push broom faster,cheaper and more efficiently then a drone. I think all the edit/cuts are evidence of how unrealistic an idea this is. The person that made this video is about as clever as a piece of wood. Of course just my opinion.

Sorry, im just being grumpy

Totally agree. They had to re-do mine 3 times because I breathed. There's no way they could do an MRI this clear on moving people. Notice the 'slice' they look at never changes. MRI's take pictures in 'slices', and if you move, you get a different 'slice'...but the depth of this image miraculously stays in exactly the same plane, even though they are supposed to be getting it on.
I'll second your call of shenanigans. Everybody grab your broom!

I'm not sure a broom is the best thing to encourage someone to come out of the closet.

TOP TEN REASONS

1) Small pot

2) Small kids that slurp longer pieces

3) Awesome snappy noise and stuff'

4) Me strong like Hulk prove by smashing spaghettis smash smash

5) Visualizing your mean annoying boss's neck while twisting crick crack shatter

6) Teaching child division and/or fractions

7) Having less sophisticated in-law over who would otherwise maul linguini with multiple passes of a knife before eating

8 ) Telling parable of "united we stand divided we fall" to less patriotic younger generation representatives, and needed a prop.

9) Secretly mad at spouse and prepping mysterious "I don't know how all those spaghettini shards on the floor happened but it's your time to sweep here's the broom" petty vengeance

10) Destroying stuff is fun.