So, I had to go listen to the Britney Spears version of the song. What a huge piece of shat that was! I mean extra-large sized huge.

My Music In Your Head
My Pictures Make You Wet
I Am Your Wildest Dream
Yes You Are So Obscene
You Are So Kinky And Obscene

You Are My Special Breed
You Are My Demonseed
Exactly What I Need
Cause You Are So Obscene
You Are So Kinky And Obscene

[Chorus]

My Name Burned In Your Skin
I Am Your Nasty Sin
The Beast That Lives Within
Cause You Are So Obscene
You Are So Kinky And Obscene

You See Me On TV
In Glossy Magazines
On Your Computer Screen
Yes You Are So Obscene
You Are So Kinky And Obscene

Chorus:
Gimme Gimme What I Need
Gimme Gimme What I Feel
Gimme Gimme What I Want
6 Nights Full Of Love Bizarre

Gimme Gimme What I Need
Gimme Gimme What I Feel
Gimme Gimme What I Want
6 Nights Full Of Love Bizarre

VS Britney

(It's Britney, bitch)
(I see you, and I just wanna dance with you)

Everytime they turn the lights down
Just wanna go that extra mile for you
Public display of affection
Feel's like no one else in the room (But You)

We can get down like there's no one around
We keep on rockin' (We keep on rockin')
We keep on rockin' (Keep on rockin')

Cameras are flashing while we're dirty dancing
They keep watchin' (They keep watchin')
Keep watchin
Feels like the crowd is saying

[CHORUS]
Gimme gimme more
Gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme (Mo')
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme (Mo')
Gimme gimme more

Center of attention ('tention)
Even when they're up against the wall
You got me in a crazy position (Yeah)
If you're on a mission (Uh-huh)
You got my permission (Oh)

We can get down like there's no one around
We'll keep on rockin' (Keep on rockin')
We'll keep on rockin', rockin' (Uh-uh)

Cameras are flashing while we're dirty dancing
They keep watchin' (Wait)
Keep watchin
(Feel's like the crowd is saying)

[CHORUS]
Gimme gimme more
Gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme more

Gimme (Mo')
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme (Mo')
Gimme gimme more

(I just can't control myself, oh)
(They want more? Well I'll give'em more, oh!)

[CHORUS]
Gimme gimme more
Gimme more
Gimme gimme more (Gimme more)
Gimme gimme more
Gimme (Mo')
Gimme gimme more (Ooh)
Gimme gimme more
Gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme more (Gimme more, oh yeah)
Gimme (Mo')
Gimme gimme more

Ohh, gimme more, gimme more (More)
Gimme more, gimme more baby
I just wanna more

[CHORUS]
Gimme gimme
Gimme
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme
Gimme (Ooh)
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme
Gimme
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme
Gimme (Ooh)
Gimme gimme

Bet you didn't see this one coming
The incredible Lygo
The lengendary Miss Britney Spears, haha
And the unstoppable Danja
Ahh, you gonna have to remove me
Cause I ain't goin' no where, haha
(More)

cameo appearances by:
1) nipples!
2) the atheists nightmare!

can't really upvote though. the lyrics sounded like something written for Britney Spears.

The truth is out there. It's not really hidden. The American public just don't give a damn and would rather watch American Gladiator Idol and the newest developments in the train wreck saga that is Britney Spears life.

>> ^moonsammy:
My wife was watching some of mtv's online video offerings, and when I compare what is showing up as popular on that site to things like this guy and Imogen Heap it makes me wonder what the hell is wrong with the world (or at least the US, but I assume the problem is more widespread). How can absolute talent voids like Britney Spears and her ilk warrant anything but derision when compared to actual musical ability and creativity?


Hear, hear for Imogen Heap.

"How can absolute talent voids like Britney Spears and her ilk warrant anything but derision when compared to actual musical ability and creativity?"

Now, don't get me wrong here, but... Britney Spears and singers like her actually do have *real* talent. *NOT ALL OF THEM DO.* But some do, such as the ones that came from the Mickey Mouse Club like her and Christina Aguilera.

They have real singing talent.

However.

You are correct in that they are riding a corporate wave of success and that they do NOT write their own music.

They are corporate creations.

If you are not coming up with the MELODY in your music, you are not writing your own music.

That's the bottom line.

>> ^moonsammy:
My wife was watching some of mtv's online video offerings, and when I compare what is showing up as popular on that site to things like this guy and Imogen Heap it makes me wonder what the hell is wrong with the world (or at least the US, but I assume the problem is more widespread). How can absolute talent voids like Britney Spears and her ilk warrant anything but derision when compared to actual musical ability and creativity?


Because talent isn't something that can be sold and marketed as well as sex appeal. Hope this guy goes far, he can beat box circles around most of what I've seen out there.

My wife was watching some of mtv's online video offerings, and when I compare what is showing up as popular on that site to things like this guy and Imogen Heap it makes me wonder what the hell is wrong with the world (or at least the US, but I assume the problem is more widespread). How can absolute talent voids like Britney Spears and her ilk warrant anything but derision when compared to actual musical ability and creativity?

Is that the new reality show of Britney Spears by any chance?

once again Britney Spears shows blatant disregard for her adoring fans

I never really understood 'shortie'. How can it be a young child or a woman? They're not really all that interchangeable.

As for rhyming slang, it's having a few 'britney spears', not 'beers'.

Same discussion...
http://www.videosift.com/video/Britney-Spears-Live-Vocal-Track-Isolated

The world needs more Linda Ronstadts and less Britney Spears

maybe we should torture bush until he incriminates cheyney, and then torture cheyney until he incriminates bush.

we should do this in dark, wet dungeons on a destroyer in international waters, with piss and shit on the floor and walls, listening to britney spears. then we fire them both out of the big guns. Yeah. That oughtta do it.

I was inspired to post this after seeing youdiejoe's post here: http://www.videosift.com/video/Britney-Spears-Rap-Chris-Parnell-on-SNL

...which, by the way is sadly dead. I was trying to find a working link for his when I stumbled upon this.

I'll keep lookin'!