Don't smoke and drink at the same time.

Pour Vodka in your Bong instead of water. Double inhale, my friends.

What a liar, dude. He lit, dragged, and succinctly pulled to clear that bong quite well for someone who supposedly doesn't know how it works. He even lit to the side to avoid torching the bowl...

I have introduced a lot of noobs to bongs and they usually look mildly retarded and awkward even after finally figuring it out. He didn't vote for Trump and he knows how to smoke that bong.

No. Not even if you don't have HIV, I'm married and would like to stay that way.

As mentioned above, if both parties have a cut in their mouths, there's real risk. Because you can't possibly know that you don't have any tiny open cuts in your mouth/throat, it's a stupid risk to take, since the consequence is so dire (and please don't say that HIV isn't a death sentence today...it is, you just have longer thanks to better, expensive drugs).
What wasn't mentioned above was, people with HIV have compromised immune systems, so even if you believe you can't get HIV, you could certainly get whatever else they've contracted because of their weak immune system. Again, there's no way for them to know what they might have, even if they were JUST "tested" (some diseases are communicable before they show positive in tests, some tests take days or weeks for results, by which time they're invalid, some diseases can't be tested for, and you can't possibly test for everything).

Chances are good that you would be OK. The same could be said for many dangerous activities that people avoid because of a slight risk of the totally unacceptable happening.
But, I'm the type that won't share a joint, fork, drink, or bong with friends either. 1/4 of people have Herpes, and I have no way to know which one. Screw that!

*promote Bernie's new hit song...Little Bong Bong will be so proud.

Now, see, if they'd been potheads trying to move the couch, they would have sat down on it, sparked the bong, and floated down the street!

Here me out: LSD aaaand a coffee-alprazolam-bourbon. Maybe throw in a bong toke. Why does your office smell like incense all the time? Because I practice tantric yoga with the company hooker every morning.

This can't be Uno...there's no bongs, no beers, no schnapps. Language sounds about right though.

Wait...what are they actually trying to make?
That is nearly exactly how I made temporary bongs as a kid...except I would use a pen body and a tin foil 'bowl'....disgusting and probably toxic, but it smoked.

This is hilarious. It seems nuts for him to do it but it really looks to be something that he's planned out, practiced, and done before in front of potential clients. He has this ready stock of christmas wrapping paper and lighter fluid and is very confident about the whole thing, all the way up until the reveal that the bong didn't survive the onslaught.

I think what happened was that he mistakenly chose a bong that wasn't fully acrylic. There's some that are fully acrylic and some that have rubber attachments at the mouth and base and as connective articulations. While those rubber attachments would probably stand up to any flames a bunch of stoners might hit it with during a session they probably (as evidenced by the video) wouldn't stand up to the same temperatures as the acrylic parts. And so they melted. Hilariously.

When would a significant amount of heat EVER be and issue when using any bong? Are there people who are under the impression that bongs could somehow melt or be damaged by normal use from heat?.

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I'm pleased for you. My experience has differed. I was charged at 16, and again at 18, for minor personal amounts, well under a gram the first time.
I also have had 18 cops surround my car to drag a single meek 90 lb 16 year old kid off to jail for .2 grams of weed in his back pack (about 1 bong hit of dust) in California... and he was in for 4 months (his parents insisted). They had to search SO hard to find anything to get him for, they were obviously intent on taking him. (Oddly, they let me go on my way with 3 bongs, 5 pipes, and 15 empty schnapps bottles in my car....I was 17.)
I've also been ticketed for drawing a 4" long line of sidewalk chalk on a sidewalk. That cost over $200, for using the product as intended in front of my own home.
My brother, on the other hand, had a 16th birthday party with 300 kids and 12 kegs, and my dad hired the Houston police as 'security' to 1.stop drunks from driving away and 2. stop other cops from busting the party (that's how it was done in the 80's, pay them and they look the other way...probably still applies)
It's nice to hear about reasonable cops existing, I just seem to not run into any.

I'm afraid my days of shrooming all night are long over, but they were good times....mostly, but I had my fill long ago. I pretty much stick to bong hits in my old age. Still, enough of them and Norcos (extra strength vicodin) I'll have no idea where I am, where I've been, or where I'm going (if anywhere). Good times...good times. ;-)
The death I speak of is usually from doing something stupid while 'high', but that's still death. Drugs that make you unaware of your real surroundings should only be taken with a responsible sitter and a good idea what you've gotten into, IMO.
As for permanent brain damage, I've seen it in friends from taking too much acid, no question. To be honest, never from just shrooming, but my circle never did amanita muscaria. (There's another way to die from psychedelics, it's easy to overdose on them from what I've read.)

I would get so screwed up if I did this, I would feel like dying! I personally hate the binge style of intoxicating oneself but the younger me would have been intrigued especially with the beer bong side of things. This is going to sell quite well on college campuses.

Nice, but I meant the one about sailing to the bong tree island!