Wow, I can't believe they didn't have the one where Homer takes Bart's place jumping the canyon on a skateboard. He missed it, crashed to the bottom, then the roped him out on a stretcher, hitting his head all the way up, then the ambulance crashed and he was ejected out the back, back into the canyon.

Turns out he's an acrobat (duh!) with a local circus act and he suffered a nervous breakdown: http://blog.sfgate.com/crime/2013/06/11/video-emerges-of-naked-man-accosting-riders-at-bart-station/

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Women of the internet have the capacity to wield extraordinary influence beyond their mere sex-appeal as a repose from the mundane, testosterone-gone-awry fare crowding the place...

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I don't think I voted, but I don't like it. To quote Bart Simpson, "It both sucks and blows."

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Bart Simpson is sitting in the front row.

>> ^Sarzy:

Why does this not seem familiar at all? Did I miss an episode, or is this from an upcoming one?


You too?!?!?!?! I don't remember this one as a hardcore Simpsons fan, but this is funny! I wonder what season and episode it was from. Obviously, a recently one since it is in HD. LOL @ lazy Bart and Homer like me. I want to know what happens after Chief Wiggum landed down!

Wait, this was posted two days ago. Maybe it is a clip from a future episode! Dang spoilers! http://www.youtube.com/user/ANIMATIONonFOX?feature=watch has other clips too that I have not seen before from the shows/series I watch.

>> ^fuzzyundies:

A guy was stabbed to death in my apartment building last night, apparently at a drug-fueled party. I live in an upscale area (heart of downtown Santa Monica), so it's not just an issue of "cleaning up a ghetto". Crazy passion knife rage can happen anywhere.
I had a lot of time to think today about what I'd do if I'd been at that party. I say appease, beg, bargain and run.


The range of outcomes is the same in good neighborhoods and in San Francisco's incompetent urine-soaked ghettos, but the averages are very different.

It wouldn't be possible for a smart person to be murdered at that party, because smart people wouldn't be at that party.

Shiny once accused me of watching Zeitgeist as well... I always thought it was a 9/11 conspiracy film... I half want to see the film now to see how it goes from Christ myth to 9/11 conspiracy...

Apologist always like pointing out that things that don't matter when talking about the stuff like Horis, the Babylonian Lord of the Harvest and other gods who died and resurrected. There is plenty of pre-Christian stories of them. True the specific details are often post-Christianity, but the general concept has been around long before the Old Testament was put down to paper, back when was just a verbal story passed from generation to generation... somehow avoiding the issues that come up when one plays the telephone game... and somehow avoiding all the errors that we know and can prove cropped up after it was written and copied by hand. When the Israelites were in Babylon, they learned of a Babylonian god which was a god of harvesting, and he sacrificed himself and rose again. It doesn't matter if the time frame of the resurrection was added after Christianity came around, the general story itself existed before Christianity, indeed even before the Old Testament was written in any sort of form we have available today.

I think two important videos relate:
http://videosift.com/video/A-History-of-God-Part-1
http://videosift.com/video/Dr-Bart-Ehrman-Historically-accurate-criticism-of-the-Bible

<snipped a long rant about Christians shopping or going to restaurants on Sunday after church, thereby making people who may have wanted to be at church have to work instead and a lot more...>

There is just so much one has to take on faith... not only the existence of God, but that the errors from repeating the stories, even after they were written down, were God's will, and that the version used by translators is the one God wanted to use, not earlier, supposedly more accurate to the source versions (the Dr. Bart Ethrman video linked above is a nice one for that, in regards to the story of the woman at the well not being in the original texts or commentaries for centuries, but then it appears and everyone likes it so it stuck). You have to take it on faith that not only did fallible men who preserved the word, copied it (errors made not being a result of fallibility but of divine will), translated it, etc. did everything they did perfectly in regards to the Bible. Then fallible men at the Council of Nycea and others that established the books that are generally accepted, somehow were the only ones to become infallible when picking the books that would be in the Bible... differences between the Catholic Bible and Protestant Bible being ignored because many protestants say Catholics aren't even Christian anyhow...Then you have to take it on faith that every person since those times who has had a revelation from God is crazy. You also have to take it on faith that every book or document relating to the church that has been found since then was hidden by God. All to create the perfect infallible word of god...

Anyhow, I am getting off track and enough feeding the troll.

I read that in the title, as well.

Also kinda disappointed this wasn't a Pink Floyd cover.>> ^Shepppard:

It's late. I'm tired. And I'm not gonna lie, I read the title wrong.

And now I'm semi-disappointed that this video did not contain a Buddha fart.

>> ^nomino:

This is bart the bear. There was a great video of him floating around these parts a few years ago.


I think it's Little Bart. Bart died in 2000, and this vid looks newer.