Fascinating stuff! It's amazing how in a universe with an infinite amount of fascinating phenomenon I spend more time figuring out how to play Angry Birds then thinking about this stuff.

And equally as useful for controlling a computer apparently.



By the description this is intended to replace a keyboard and mouse? Really? There was zero typing in that demo. And as a mouse.. well, nothing is more fun that hovering your hands up above the desk for 15 minutes.. much less hours at a time.


This may be useful in some circumstances, but I can't see that it would be a KB and mouse replacement.

Also fun is controlling your angry birds with chopsticks.

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I'd still love to do this ... There's just so many damn Angry Birds levels ... I have to prioritize.

He got them free because he's on Android. All Angry bird games are free (ad supported) on Android.

You can pay 99c to get ad free versions of all of them if you want to use the *yuck spitoey* Amazon store... or just Angry birds Space so far in the Google Play store.


And I paid for the Ad Free Space version because the ads are annoying, I would pay the buck each for all of them ad free. They keep releasing updates, I keep playing them, I enjoy them greatly, why not?

As a new Angry Birds addict I totally get this.

>> ^MilkmanDan:

Farm story:
When I was growing up, we always kept 30-50 chickens for eggs. You can buy sets of chicks that are supposed to be all pullets/hens (females) but usually a few roosters (males) get mixed in by mistake. One time we bought a set of bantam chickens, which is a small/miniature variety, and happened to get 4-5 roosters mixed in with the hens.
Bantams "make up" for their small size in increased aggressiveness. I (about 6 years old or so at the time) was initially scared of them because they would act a lot like this goose -- charge, jump, and try to show you who's boss. They don't have any real means to actually hurt you; no spurs, beaks aren't sharp, etc. but their behavior can be scary for kids at first.
Then my dad taught me how to handle them: stand your ground, angle out a leg and foot so they charge down your foot/shin first, and let them start to ineffectually attack/spur your foot and leg. When they have a leg on either side of your foot, you just kick/launch them away, or even better aim them into the nearest solid object -- like the wall of the barn. I'd go in to collect eggs, let them attack, and boot the little bastards into the wall.
Chickens aren't exactly known for being very intelligent, but bantams seem to have miniature brains in their miniature bodies as well. Getting booted into a wall never really hurt them, but it would make them dizzy or dazed for a few minutes and give you time to collect the eggs. But the next day, or even just after a few minutes if you stuck around, they'd come back around for round two of chicken football.
One disclaimer: if you're a PETA type, consider that being repeatedly kicked into a wall (yet suffering no long-term ill effects) is perhaps better treatment than the likely alternative of being caged into a 2 foot square, force fed, and ending up on a plate at KFC. Maybe.


Chicken Kicker!

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>> ^deathcow:

I dare a goose to try that with me.


Just grab it by the neck...and twirl it like a baton.

>> ^ForgedReality:

I have Angry Birds original, Angry Birds Rio (ad-free), Angry Birds Seasons, and Angry Birds Space all on my phone. All were free. Dunno why you'd pay for something like this that you only play occasionally and that is easily ad-blocked.


How did you get them for free assuming legally?

I have Angry Birds original, Angry Birds Rio (ad-free), Angry Birds Seasons, and Angry Birds Space all on my phone. All were free. Dunno why you'd pay for something like this that you only play occasionally and that is easily ad-blocked.

Just downloaded Angry Birds: Space

TOTALLY wasting my life again. Bastards. Didn't even charge for this one. Fucking pushers.

Angry Birds Mario Style.

>> ^TheSluiceGate:

Step 1: Learns Ant Crusher
Step 2: Angry Birds
Step 3: Masters social networking
Step 4: Takes over world


step 5: ?????
step 6: profit

Step 1: Learns Ant Crusher
Step 2: Angry Birds
Step 3: Masters social networking
Step 4: Takes over world

Was about to call dupeof this, they're different though. Like the Guy Ritchie spoof angle.