There was something transcendental about staring at Jessica Alba for 2 minutes and her staring back... The only thing that ruined it was I was afraid it was a shocker video that changed to a 3 week old decaying fetus halfway through.

>> ^BicycleRepairMan:
She wasn't hot in that video.
You werent hot in that comment.


Your mom was. [grin]

let's see if the Bunny can beat Jessica Alba
http://www.videosift.com/video/Out-Stare-Jessica-Alba

>> ^MarineGunrock:
I beat her.


I believe that sentence is missing the words "off" and "to".

*promote Jessica Alba likes this so maybe she'll be intrigued with my good taste

I think this video should be called "watch jessica alba watch you" :-P

reminds me of the modest mouse lyrics:
"everyones a voyeurist they're watching me watch them watch me right now"

>> ^kronosposeidon:
> It's a staring contest with JESSICA ALBA. Losing is theoretically impossible, fellas.

WRONG!! now i'm BLIND, motherfucker! you happy?
oh, wait...
it still burned itself onto my retina. nvm. thx dude.

Ok, look, I enjoy staring at Jessica Alba staring at me as much as the next guy/girl/hermaphrodite, but why is this a good cause exactly?

I'll upvote, don't get me wrong, but I don't get what's the cause here

I know of a one-eyed fellow who's constantly losing staring contests with Jessica Alba.

Hint: he lives in my pants.

It's a staring contest with JESSICA ALBA. Losing is theoretically impossible, fellas.

You can never have too much Jessica Alba. She wouldn't stare that much if she knew what I was waving around on the other side.

upvote for a good cause + it's Jessica Alba, dude!

I'd rather see "Jessica Alba ON Jessica Simpson"
but this will have to do.

I also would like a Jessica Alba, even with the brain of Jessica Simpson.

Reasonable people don't have unlimited wants of *physical* goods.

I state this from a certain point of view: I have yet to meet a "reasonable" person of the type you're describing. I know of no one, myself included, who doesn't desire greater wealth, health or personal happiness in varying degrees, if not for themselves then for others, first people they know and then the society around them.

Even when the basics of life are met a billion times over, there's an infinite number of intangibles: love, respect, hunger for recognition, self-importance, a little diamond with 500 on it. Why does Donald Trump get out of bed every morning to work? Have you seen his (latest) wife?

To me, an "atheist heaven" would be a world with Star-Trek level technology, where all of the basics (food, shelter, etc.) everywhere were solved with expectations exceeded. But even if you could wile away your entire life on Jessica Alba Island on the holodeck, the Big Questions will remain: what is the meaning of life? How did life begin? Etc.

Oh, and faith versus blind faith: Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel.