So wait....that's Jessica Alba before the Haven and the Honor and when did she make a flick lately? There's yer hottie former-actress web-addict mom for ya, just-a crankin'-out them oddly-named chilluns and puttin' her no-actin' talents on hold!
Srsl'y tho, she's about as cute as bugs and as genuinely fascinated with life as they come...can't stand most of the films she stars in, dig the cameos and side characters though.....WHAT!?....She can't act!

Yummy, arguing on the internet!
I haven't done this in years, I'm gonna throw my hat in the Ring now.
I spent countless hours here for years, just enjoying the show. Staying out of all this, in the end at least, unimportant chatter. I came for the videos. Then somebody starts singing about sluts and I end up with an account. What can I say? I like sluts.
I spent much time reading and skipping over the posts of @shinyblurry here. And I still wonder why people feel the need to argue with him in such detail and length. He talks a lot about his faith in God and Jesus but what it come down to is this: He believes in The Bible.
The Bible features God and Jesus and all that but most important of all, it features a heckload of arguments for all kinds of things that are often in direct conflict.
Earlier in this thread, somebody threw a Bible quote about how rape victims have to marry their rapist in @shinyblurry's face and he actually started to explain (correct me if I misunderstood) how it's a punishment for the rapist that he has to pay money and marry the woman if the father chooses that.
I have money to burn. Is Jessica Alba married and where does her dad live? She's super hot and I *need* that kind of punishment. God wants her to fulfill her marital duties, right? If she's not available, I could make a list.
Now, I could argue this IMO rather distasteful idea with him, quoting the Bible back and forth, using other philosophical sources for arguments (I'm sure Hitchens mentioned rape somewhere sometime) but all that doesn't matter.
He believes in The Bible.
If I went back in time and edited early versions to my liking to include gems like "Every man shall also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed no abomination: they shall surely be praised", old shiny here would organize gay pride parades now. Because it's in the book. Whatever is in there, it's the truth. Whatever.
It's the same reason why creationist (I have no idea if old shiny is among them) can not accept evolution. It's not in the book.
They believe in this powerful, omnipotent god, not just in I-can-command-all-sea-animals-god. No, not that Aquaman shit the Greeks had, I'm talking about I-invented-the-universe-god. Get this, this guy did *invent* the universe. And still it was all some Siegfried and Roy BS we *know* to be nonsense. 7 days? Really? Was he in a hurry? Couldn't he wait until we get to the Game of Thrones and Tivo part of History? Was there another Earth to take care of? Contract work?
The idea to credit that dude for creating Evolution itself is too much to ask for these people. The idea that God created a giant machine (the universe) and allowed it to feature other tiny, tiny machines that repair, reproduce and improve themselves (life itself; evolution), is too mindblowing.
Who's more awesome in your book? The god that can do magic or the god who could do magic but opted for inventing everything science has discovered so far?
You know, science failed to disprove the existence of god. They can't do that yet. But they can disprove The Bible, at least parts. And yet, they still side with that darn book.
They don't care about God, the don't even care about Jesus. They care about what they read about them. They care about their perception of it.
Telling @shinyblurry that Jesus was a little, brown, jewish Hippie who got mixed up with existing mythology is like telling a fourteen year old that Ed Cullen is, by his own admission, a creepy murderer who stalks underage girls 80 years his junior. They don't want to hear it because that is not what the book said. They book didn't say that god created the natural laws of physics, chemistry and biology and set them upon the universe to wreak havoc until dinosaurs showed up. The book said it took 7 days. And ribs and dirt.
The Bible says so. Nothing else matters.
That's why it's pointless to argue scripture with him. The book is everything and allows so brilliantly for circular logic and cherry picking. It worked with slavery and how many are willing to argue nowadays in front of a TV camera for it? But gays are not slaves and women can always be picked on. Some wrong ideas are easier to conceal behind a book cover than others.
The Bible is everything to him, God and Jesus are just featured players. In the end they could be replaced by Donald Duck and Batman, they just weren't around back when they started to write it.
That doesn't mean I wouldn't love to hear your thoughts about the latest Daft Punk single, @shinyblurry. Or are you more into Rock music?

>> ^blankfist:

She has the acting chops of Jessica Alba.


And the guys? You would compare them maybe to Dustin Hoffman, Geoffrey Rush, and Daniel Day-Lewis?

It's a comedy short. I don't think they were shooting for an award at Cannes.

She has the acting chops of Jessica Alba.

Anyone else see a really young Jessica Alba in her facial expressions? Maybe I'm just crazy.

Mia Lina.. no ban needed.

I wish I could quality it, she is like the Jessica Alba of porno people.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'sex, just had, lonely island, akon, song, music, comedy, andy samberg, jorma' to 'sex, lonely island, akon, music, comedy, andy samberg, jorma, jessica alba, blake lively' - edited by lucky760

it was funny..but yeah, their sticht is getting old. It was just another "I'm on a boat" and there was nothing new.

but thumbs up to Blake Lively and Jessica Alba

>> ^blankfist:
Looking awesome! I'm digging it. I did come across a weird bug. Here's how you reproduce it. Go here and upvote all the videos starting with the top video and moving down sequentially to the very last video. Once you are finished, a naked picture of Jessica Alba appears. Weird, right? Go give it a try and let me know if you experience the same bug.


CNR for me. [grin]

Looking awesome! I'm digging it. I did come across a weird bug. Here's how you reproduce it. Go here and upvote all the videos starting with the top video and moving down sequentially to the very last video. Once you are finished, a naked picture of Jessica Alba appears. Weird, right? Go give it a try and let me know if you experience the same bug.

She definitely has the 'im so hot, everyone wants me vibe.' Which is a serious turn off to me. I like actresses to have some skill with their hotness, and don't come off as little highschool popularity seekers. Her main goal in Hollywood seems to be to further objectify herself and ride it all that way. She doesn't have the acting chops that Angelina Jolie had at her age, so I guess she is being a keen business thinker in the 'best way to make money out of this' kind of way. I find she veers too close to porn star for my taste. Sure it's 'hot' kinda, but comes with as dose of stupid.

I find her mostly hype. Her career will probably be short lived. Maybe as long as Jessica Alba's which is now coming to an end.

>> ^Krupo:
So dark angel


fixed

My prediction is that eventually white people, latinos, and black people will look like Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba, and Halle Berry due to reprogenetics and easy stem cell-driven cosmetic medicine, and perspectives that frame things in terms of ethnicity will decline more dramatically.

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