Elliot's version:

Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree
He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee
One day the elf could take no more
so he went to bang on the rude dwarf's door
and what do you know, they suddenly both were married.

Conservatives have enough problems in this election year without having to deflect the unpleasant spatter from Limbaugh's flatulent cake hole.

Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree/ He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee/ One day the elf could take no more/ so he went to bang on the rude dwarf's door/ and what do you know, they suddenly both were marrrrried.

It leaves me wondering when Sagan first uttered those timeless words, 'corrosive flatulence'.

I insist you continue posting chemistry stuff. Someone has to step up and fight against the Blankfistian cat flatulence effect.

Time for some chardonnay and caviar.

>> ^undefined:

It's like the most beautiful fart set on fire you'll ever see...
>> ^undefined:

just like my ass on tacobell night


I was watching this quite seriously, now after reading your comments all I can hear in this video is terrible, gaseous flatulence.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'Fart, Absorbing, Blanket, Promises, Save, Marriage' to 'Fart, Absorbing, Blanket, Promises, Save, Marriage, Flatulence Molecules' - edited by Fusionaut

take that flatulence molecules!

how did they get a camera into my house without me noticing?

LOL

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
And don't forget these gems.

http://videosift.com/video/A-Special-Highbrow-Video-For-Choggie
http://videosift.com/video/Damn-Im-a-Fat-Btch-5-sec
http://videosift.com/video/Sedated-Cat-Highbrow-Antics
http://videosift.com/video/Highbrow-Cinema
http://videosift.com/video/Amazing-Penguin-Trick
http://videosift.com/video/The-Flatulating-Bunny

And don't forget these gems.

http://videosift.com/video/A-Special-Highbrow-Video-For-Choggie
http://videosift.com/video/Damn-Im-a-Fat-Btch-5-sec
http://videosift.com/video/Sedated-Cat-Highbrow-Antics
http://videosift.com/video/Highbrow-Cinema
http://videosift.com/video/Amazing-Penguin-Trick
http://videosift.com/video/The-Flatulating-Bunny

>> ^Stormsinger:

Nope, getting paid even 25 cents seems unbelievable to me. I've heard 8 year olds that did a better job of playing their instruments.
Frankly, I'm really having a hard time making the word "music" stretch to cover that noise.




I know this post is old but I had to post just to get this out of my system...stormsinger is an idiot. Lee Ving is an extremely talented musician and Fear were some of the most accomplished musicians of the early hardcore scene. Flea from RHCP did a stint with Fear FFS. I don't expect everyone to understand the Punk movement but don't be an idiot. Go listen to whatever insipid, flatulent, and derivative pop crap is the flavor of the day and keep your opinions to yourself. And yes, Punk was about attitude but it also spawned some of the most creative and powerful rock and roll ever. Nirvana, Greenday, Coldplay etc... all wannabe's. I love Dave Grohl and the Foo Fighters but they might as well be Husker Du, and Dave would probably admit it. He often has Grant Hart at their shows! Calling Fear weak is like saying the Ramones didn't influence anything...moron.

>> ^Shepppard:

It's late. I'm tired. And I'm not gonna lie, I read the title wrong.

And now I'm semi-disappointed that this video did not contain a Buddha fart.


LMAO I guess it could kinda read like a blissful Buddha fart? No flatulence here, but you have to admit is very relaxing anyway lol

a discussion based on a previous interview with the host of a fake news show to get beck's opinion on jon stewarts opinion and then ask for answers from the previous interview based on the current interview.....
uuuuuh...../does a scooby double take..
rut-ro...
i sense a rhetorical circle jerk coming on.
this was mind-boggling in it's capacity to be based on practically nothing.
it was just chock full of flatulence and covered in stupid.

Yes, every time this sh*t ends up in the news, the policeman either tased the farter / name caller / whatever, or they charged them with assault. What doesn't end up in the news (usually) is the massive amount of times that policemen have all kinds of nasty, evil, despicable actions or attitudes directed at them yet somehow manage to maintain a calm and rational response in situations that would throw the vast majority of civilians like me or you into a hissy fit.

It is good to hold the police force to a higher standard than John Q. Public. It is good to call out and report on the unreasonable, overreacting fascist police than go taser-happy or charge flatulent morons with assault. I don't approve of Cenk's attitude and comments here that suggest that this represents standard behavior of the police force in the USA.

Feature films in Wilmington, NC?? Take on the world, motherfucker!! Does your film contain any flatulence scenes? Seriously....
All the power to achieve your goal resides within you as you continue to breathe air-Let us know what we in Houston can do for you-send us a press package and we'll get it to everyone we know here. Got connections in Houston...a lot of Hollywood relies on the work of the folks in the Space City-Be happy to act in an agency capacity for you here in this neck of the woods!!

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