The roast seems dead already and I don't feel I can blame the sift community. Blankfist is just a boring, one-dimentional guy. A guy who has to resort to flatulent felines to get attention isn't going to inspire anyone to write jokes, just to feel pity for him.

So who else have we got here? Well we got the Master of Ceremonies, gwiz aka. stalkerboy. The only thing he's mastered besides creeping people out and jerking off to pictures of his grandma. I guess blankfist insisted the MC should be an even bigger loser than himself and the choice was pretty obvious.

Speaking of people who seem to crave attention, no wonder burdturgler showed up and spammed the thread with his worthless opinions on everything and anything. I'm sure I'm not the only one who's amazed he has been able to write that many comments without going completely emo and telling us he'll leave the sift for the gazillionth time. It usually happens every 10th comment after all.

Rottenseed, better known as the diet pepsi version of blankfist, showed up just to show us how inept he is at writing anything original. Not a big surprise, I know. Rottenseed is blankfist 10 years ago and that's so sad words can't properly describe it.

Kudos to deputydog, the rest of you sucked. Including yours truly.

I heard that the "Pooh" part was due to the bear's flatulence.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'farting, flatulence, talcum powder' to 'farting, flatulence, talcum powder, mister methane' - edited by lucky760

^ i was impressed with how you managed to completely eliminate control over your own flatulence release



hey how long do you think can we keep this going????

@ss Gr4vy productions in association with CatFart Pictures present USE THE FART, directed by blankfist, starring marinegunrock as grumpy stormtrooper #1, dag as the flatulent backseat driver and ant as r2d2

Flatulence, the more inappropriate the funnier! I can only imagine farting at your own sentencing in court would be the funnest fart ever.

banky!
the prince of poot! the lord fauntleroy of flatulence!

sometimes nothing is a pretty cool hand.

Thanks for the promote. We all need a little cat flatulence in our lives.

In reply to this comment by NordlichReiter:
you know what...

I got the points..

*promote

>> ^quantumushroom:
Why didn't they just shout at her, that's how liberals usually "win" arugments.


What was that noise? Sounded like a rat skittering round a corner.

And what is that sudden, flatulent odor?

Oh! I know! QM decided to make an appearance.

quote from another blog by mespo727272:

"continually disrupted his classroom environment by breaking wind and shutting off several computers."

I had no idea that flatulence would affect electronics this way.


lol

Jesus does not like flatulence.. it is caused by SATAN!

Shout 10 hail Mary's, spin around in a circle 8 times, hop twice, and call on a Vatican qualified exorcist to expel the demons.. and you will be in good standing with the law.

Magic and ritual works wonders in such cases.

Just an unfortunate casualty of war.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Too bad you had to throw Schmawy in there too. He couldn't help it that Blankfist was using Force Fart on him.

In reply to this comment by Zifnab:
That cat flatulence will really add to the explosion of the Death Star, that must be what Lucas used in the 'special edition' to get the shock wave.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Why yes, yes it does. And all his farting cats too.

Too bad you had to throw Schmawy in there too. He couldn't help it that Blankfist was using Force Fart on him.

In reply to this comment by Zifnab:
That cat flatulence will really add to the explosion of the Death Star, that must be what Lucas used in the 'special edition' to get the shock wave.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Why yes, yes it does. And all his farting cats too.

That cat flatulence will really add to the explosion of the Death Star, that must be what Lucas used in the 'special edition' to get the shock wave.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Why yes, yes it does. And all his farting cats too.

>> ^kronosposeidon:
parody
Are you sure your future girlfriend is perfect, blankfist? She said she never farts.


It's one of my many double standards. I can't stand girlfriend flatulence. Way not cute.