The 6th King and 2nd Queen of the Sift is...Blankfist. I'll just say that again: blankfist. That's right, the guy who posts nothing but videos of farting cats and threatens to rape every male sifter. What's the world coming to?



"And while the King was looking down,
the Jester stole his thorny crown."

Major congrats though, Blanky. Keep on being repulsive! And as his loyal subjects, we should all upvote his queue and PQUEUE.



By the great kronosposeidon: