Oh, wonderful. Furthering the miseducation of the public, now on the internet!

That hurts me so badly, but he probably has millions of people screaming the same thing at him in the comments section and just chooses to ignore it (?). I don't know... What's the emoticon for face-palm?

Or on a Linux system at command prompt type or copy&paste

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If I were a person who did emoticons, I would lay a great big one on you now....

FUCK!







my mascara is running!

...all the way down past my chin to the lump in my throat.




wonderful. beautiful.


(We need a smiling face, teary-eyed emoticon; I thought this would do it but that's the monocle smile.)

We've been on a bunch of dates
I weigh debates that this creates
And hate that state of forced introspection
We traded wit, we swapped some spit,
You fingered me a little bit
But we never really had a connection

You did nothing wrong, I have no excuse
Just my intuition telling me we shouldn't reproduce

I know I have to end it
But pretend to just suspend it
By contending that I'm busy all week
I let the foregone linger on
Text back with an emoticon
Withdraw from you by being oblique

Inside I know my tactics just delay it
But I'd do anything so I don't have to say it

I'll draw this out forever like it's Vietnam
Then one day I'll be gone like Bambi's mom Awww

Cause there's the right thing to do
Then there's what I'm gonna do
There's so much I should say
But instead... I do the fade away

Now I'm fading like chalk on a sidewalk
Or the polio virus after Jonas Salk
Like a Jewish guy at Sizzler on Yom Kippur
The Whig party post Millard Fillmore

The erection of a man on antidepressants
The cast of Diff'rent Strokes after adolescence
Reproductive rights below the Mason Dixon
Native Americans after the barter systems
Your thyroid gland after Hashimoto
The family in the Back to the Future photo
Yeah I fade away

We say that men are asshole who don't communicate
We revel in our victimhood and amplify our hate
We find ways to be indignant like it's a sport
Then dissect their malignance with the views we distort

The way men break up may be sloppy and terse
What they do is bad, but what we do is worse

We pretend to ourselves it's the nice thing to do
To let you down gently by just not ever telling you
And deep down we know it's the worst way to play it
But we are what we have... huge pussies

And women are hypocrites
Especially ones in comedy bands
We see your faults but not our own
Then we wonder why we're all alone

We fill you up with maybe's, excuses and stalls
But like a baby in China... it's better to have balls

Not the Good Wife type like Christine Baranski
So I'll pull out and leave like I'm Roman Polanski

Cause there's the right thing to do
Then there's what I'm gonna do
There's so much I should say
But instead... I do the fade away

Like Verbal Kint fading into Kaiser Soze
The rights in Arizona for a guy named Jose
Opportunities for a college grad
The love between your mom and dad
Gonna Peter out like a gay Cetera
Iranian relations since the Regan era
Black Nike sales after Heaven's Gate
Summer Camp attendance at Penn State
The name Adolph after World War Two
Like Debbie Gibson's pop career, Out of the Blue
Yeah I fade away

Cause I don't wanna get to know you
I just want to blow you... off

I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news. Now I feel bad (the emoticon got me)

I think it's a reference to Asian-style Emoticons.

Maybe so, I certainly missed it I probably would still have missed it with the emoticon though.

All the Dutch people I know speak perfect English, and maybe even better than I do, so you really could have been serious!

I have heard for some years that a sarcasm emoticon should be created.
:@ I think was the latest idea I think.

I should have added that to the last sentence.

*dupeof=videosift.com/video/Vegetas-heart-wrenching-tribute-to-Whitney

@Norsuelefantti -- you must be having a very bad day if a silly failed dupe fucks up your entire life, complete with sad face emoticon!

Here. Now your life is happy again.

So, once you take away text lingo and emoticons, you are left with.... your language?

Oh god no, however shall I express myself with only the entirety of my native language?

In reply to this comment by oritteropo:
Here is the dm link, of course I make no guarantees either that it will work for you or that if it does you will actually like the music (although I did):

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xayep_m-ma-melodie_music

Please let me know if it does work, and I'll add it in as an embed.

Congrats on officially joining the Lounge Lizards, too :

It works! And it was delightful. Almost Lennon/Beatle-esque ... LOVED it!

>> ^Lendl:

>> ^pumkinandstorm:
Dundas Square is always so busy...it's really cool to see everything s-l-o-w down. promote

Thanks <img class="smiley" src="http://cdn.videosift.com/cdm/emoticon/smile.gif">
Watching this again in full screen hd...so awesome...


I'm so glad you mentioned that...just watched it again full screen and enjoyed it even more.

You are most welcome, sir.

It was my pleasure!

In reply to this comment by not_blankfist:
Thanks for the promote!! :

In reply to this comment by chicchorea:
the perfect platform to *promote