Tags for this video have been changed from 'video game, junkie, saturday night live' to 'video game, junkie, saturday night live, snl, alan, pacman, donkey kong, timmy' - edited by kronosposeidon

lyrics, from yt...

Lyrics:

RM: This was a pretty remarkable week on the gay marriage front
First of all, to have a state like Iowa
MG: Whatchoo tryna say about Iowa
RM: Not the east coast state
MG: East coast
RM: Not the left coast state
MG: Left coast
RM: In a decision written by a republican appointee
MG: shawty, now you sounding so fine
Give me your number, we can bump and grind
Talkin about politics all night
Leavin the club in the mornin light
If we get carred away
We might get gay-married today

KC: We just heard from some of our viewers who strongly support legalizing marijuana
MG: Shawty, 5 of those calls was from me
KC: Do you think we should legalize pot alone or all drugs, including heroine, cocaine, and meth?
MG: My brain says no, but my body says yes!

AG: I'm an angry gorilla. I heard you needed me (ooh ooh ah ah)
SH: Now that Captain Phillips has been successfully rescued
The president has decided to step in front of the spotlight
AG: Ooh, I'm angry! You can't see it, but my forehead's veiny
SH: And even take some credit for the rescue
AG: Well, don't you worry, baby boo
You'll always have an angry gorilla to be angry with you
That's what I do. Just ask Donkey Kong. He's in my crew

KC: At the North Pole, new satellite photos show arctic ice is melting so fast
AG: Oh snap, how fast?
KC: Many scientists now believe it will be gone within 30 years
AG: Surely you jest! I'm under cardiac arrest, shawty
KC: Some researchers think it could disappear in just six
AG: Shit!
KC: Without it there could be a snowball effect
AG: Oh
KC: With temperatures rising even faster
If we all don't take bold action and take it fast
AG: Yeah,
Both: We will find ourselves on very thin ice

MG: Tell em, Hillary, pirates on very thin ice
HC: These pirates are criminals
They are armed gangs on the sea
MG: That means the ocean
HC: The United States does not make concessions
Or ransom payments to pirates

...

MG: Hello, shawty, we can meet up at the mall
Browse around at the bookstore
Mentally ball until we fall

^All five of us Vermonters forgive you for that statement. Well, at least until our high wears off, then it's fucking on like Donkey Kong.

Ahh, yes! Mr. Keith David!
He also portrayed 'King', in Platoon; the Arbiter on Halo 3, and Julius in the Saints Row series.
John Carpenter directed (and cast?)him in - They Live, and The Thing.


Fox Interviewer : "So, Keith, exactly did you go from 'Keith the Southwood Carpenter' on a popular child's T.V. show,
to a pot-smoking soldier, (Oliver Stone's) to a
top selling Sci-horror actor, to voice-over actor for the latest "M" rated
video games?"

Keith : "Good agent?"

Fox Interviewer : "Mr, David, do you hate yourself? Did you know that your performance in "Pitch Black" helped launch Vin Diesel's career?"

Keith : "Now hold on a minute! What's wrong with Vin Deisel?"

Fox Interviewer : "I'm asking the questions here! Not Mr Rodger's "Donkey Kong man"! "

>> ^spawnflagger:
can someone give the whole list, along with what game the character is from?


Solid Snake - Metal Gear Solid series
Mushroom - Mario series
Alucard - Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Goombah - Mario series
Sonic
Yoshi - Mario series
Mega Man
Pikachu - Pokemon series
Kratos - God of War series
Link - Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker / Phantom Hourglass
Cloud - Final Fantasy VII & spinoffs
can't make this one out
Samus Aran - Metroid series
Kirby - Kirby series
Donkey Kong
Big Daddy - BioShock
Master Chief - Halo series
Triforce - mystical object from Zelda games
Dante - Devil May Cry series
Sackboy - Little Big Planet

Get to the end of Donkey Kong? A normal man would wilt under the unimaginable psychological pressure. I can do it only because I have 260 horsepower, but it would kill a normal man.*

dupe: http://www.videosift.com/video/The-origin-of-the-Donkey-Kong-Sound

*discard

dupe sorry:
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-origin-of-the-Donkey-Kong-Sound
great title tho

>> ^Kagenin:
As a side note, I cannot stand "Monroe" piercings. It looks dumb!


It works for her.

>> ^Kagenin:
As a side note, I cannot stand "Monroe" piercings. It looks dumb!


I thought it was a cyst...

Dupe I'm afraid:(
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-origin-of-the-Donkey-Kong-Sound
*discard

dupe of
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-origin-of-the-Donkey-Kong-Sound

This would be so much better with some Donkey Kong music/sound effects.

Skaw(original submitter): well, we were doing a video shoot for the t-shirt i was wearing in it where i would be getting chased by the bronco. kinda like a mario kart theme where donkey kong is chasing mario or something like that. then things kinda went wrong.

Jakob Lodwick : Am I the only one who thinks it's weird that you actually did almost die? And that everyone's just laughing about it?

Skaw : well to be honest it really wasn't as bad as it looked, jacob slammed on the brakes of the bronco and it went sliding in the snow, but when it hit the kart it just barely nudged it. i would've been fine even if i stayed in the kart. but still, could've been bad

>> ^Zonbie:
Now, this is funny but prehaps...also..... geeky?
Fixed.