Um, you do know that in America there's a thing called a 24 hour diner, right? That's where you get biscuits and gravy, not fucking cracker barrel. I'ma be like donkey kong and throw cracker barrels at you until your dooooooooooooom, Earthling! *hug*

This guy, again?!?

Isn't Billy Mitchell the douche-bag who fucked over the Donkey Kong guy's record on a technicality?

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This was Donkey Kong before he hit the gym.

Reminds me of this cool hack inverting the trope - *related=http://videosift.com/video/Dad-hacks-Donkey-Kong-so-daughter-can-play-as-the-girl

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That's because Jumpman was inspired by Donkey Kong.

See the little guy being rescued in that video up there; the one everyone calls "Mario"? His name isn't Mario, it's Jumpman.

Pauline had her name changed, too. She used to be known as Lady.

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Man, I never noticed before how similar Donkey Kong is to Jumpman.

dag would always hog donkey kong down at the local cafe with a full roll of quarters on the marquee...

damn what was that place called

(hahah i dont remember if thats true about dag) I was definitely guilty at times of racking up a line of quarters )

my favorites were donkey kong, stargate, qix, defender, Assault (I could play forever on a quarter)

>> ^bcglorf:

That man has earned himself a free donkey kong t-shirt, am I right?


*Exactly* what I was thinking!