why do they have bellybuttons?

^Sounds like someone wants to see some bellybutton.

1:51 that is the craziest bellybutton I've ever seen!

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I'm not changing it - anchors away boys!>> ^my15minutes:

ha!
also, it's navel-gazing.
unless transfixed by the navy, and not by one's own bellybutton.

ha!

also, it's navel-gazing.

unless transfixed by the navy, and not by one's own bellybutton.

Woooh! Airsoft! The shots into the bellybutton arent as bad as the shots to his hand at the end. That last one hitting his knuckle will be all he can think about for a minute or two, STINGS like nothing else.

I once hit a buddy on the side of his exposed nose, not pretty.

I used to tell this one joke that was super long, and the whole point was for it to be super long and tedious, and then the punchline didn't make any sense.

It was about a girl with a golden screw in her bellybutton, and the whole joke is the father trying to get it out, so he tries himself, then he goes to a doctor, and the doctor sends him to a specialist, and so on... At the very end of the story the girl is atop mountain in a Tibetan temple where a special medicine man was able to remove the screw using ancient magic. And then you lean in and with your spooky voice you say, "the girl then sat up and said... COOL. Thanks!" End of joke.

It can be a twenty minute joke. All the while your friends are bored, and they will try to stop you, but you have to tell them, "wait, I'm getting to the good part." And there is no good part. And I wonder why I have no friends. There's an alternate version of this joke: when the screw is removed, the girl or boy's butt falls off. Not nearly as good. Not nearly as satisfying as my version.

and LOL at the kid trying to shove the paper in her bellybutton, or in her case, her bellycavern.

>> ^phlogiston:
Silly me, I made an appointment with a doctor (surgeon no less) for my "mass" that looks like an extra (outie) bellybutton below the original. I just need a scalpel...


you sure it's not your penis?

Silly me, I made an appointment with a doctor (surgeon no less) for my "mass" that looks like an extra (outie) bellybutton below the original. I just need a scalpel...

Were you pulling lint out of your bellybutton at 0:21?

Hey, I apologize if I was too agressive. I wrote a reply on the page.
cheers;

In reply to this comment by balabing:
I thought about it and I still like my idea. OK, maybe burning the American flag is too extreme, and he might put himself in serious danger. How about just put up a few paintings of Osama Bin Laden all over NY? He can probably use the same laser stencil format. Filming the bystander's reactions and reporting on homeland security's treatment of him should make a very interesting video.

Also, I'm typing this comment fully clothed. I quit smoking years ago. And to the best of my knowledge, I'm not living in my own bellybutton.

I thought about it and I still like my idea. OK, maybe burning the American flag is too extreme, and he might put himself in serious danger. How about just put up a few paintings of Osama Bin Laden all over NY? He can probably use the same laser stencil format. Filming the bystander's reactions and reporting on homeland security's treatment of him should make a very interesting video.

Also, I'm typing this comment fully clothed. I quit smoking years ago. And to the best of my knowledge, I'm not living in my own bellybutton.

Babbling, the story is a bit more complex thant that. I went to grad school with him and he is not the idiot your comment would make it seem. He was invited to go to China for an Art Exhibit, and was disinvited for his political stance. He chose to go anyway. Not the brightest idea but he puts his balls where his mouth is.

Here´s an idea for your next comment: put some clothes on, burn a few, say, cigarrettes and stop living in your own bellybutton.

I have to say your comparison of China and America was at least curious.

Here is some more info´about JP:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Powderly
http://www.boingboing.net/2008/08/19/grls-james-powderly.html

So, did you turn pro with that bellybutton thing?