I'm pretty sure the person that pulled out did look to his left before pulling out. He is about 20-30 metres from the junction and has completed the turn, this probably took a few seconds to complete the turn from stationary or near stationary and get away from the junction. The Ferrari driver looks to have covered somewhere between 100-200m of distance in this time.

The first sign the Ferrari driver passed was a warning sign of an awkward junction coming up ahead on his right so he should slow down. There are other warning signs and a speed limit clearly posted that he is in excess of.

He may be a talented car handler, but he's a poor (and dangerous) driver.

Naw, don't be confused. Lots of people fuck beers. You don't have to feel confused or embarrassed.

The first time I fucked a beer it was right in front of my girlfriend. She did not like me fucking a beer, let alone in front of her. Ew!

Then I met my wife. She doesn't mind me fucking beers. In fact, she can be a nasty, cheap slut and watch me fuck a 24 pack of bud lite. But, then again she loves it when I go to town on a couple of dogfish heads.

Wait, this hasn't become an awkward conversation now, has it?

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I feel awkward just watching them. !!

Awkward for you, maybe. Einstein is a beautiful human being and I raise my boner to salute sexy brain matter.

Something something, awkward boner while looking at Einstein.

From the ages of 14 to 19, all I wanted to become.. was a crazy dancin' robot.

This was heavily influenced by two things:
A - 80's 90's Beat juggling & scratching
B - Crazy sounds & tools found in Fruity Loops/FL Studio software

I would spend hours & hours beatbox brainstorming, searching for new samples, teaching myself how to use each tool, tweaking & re-tweaking each song.

During those years, it was was my singular passion.

The only way to escape all the boredom, social anxiety, depression & loneliness. = /
It was the only truly enjoyable thing during those days.

Listen to the tracks - October & Sundays - if you care to..

See if you can't feel that awkward, friendless, barely aware 17 year old tuba player, just yearning to poplock, beatbox & robot-music-sound his way into some Daft Punk like anonymous fame.

..hard to believe it's been a decade..

That is a very cute baby.

Kids are weird, they're completely and utterly consuming of your time and emotions. They'll send to to tears through lack of sleep and being the most difficult, awkward little sods they can an then the next minute they do something like this and it's magical.

I can never understand how something that looks so simple can be so hard. Every time I try to dance (when I'm alone, of course) I do my same limited, awkward motions that I always do.

The advantage of working in tech and being around almost exclusively tech folks: social awkwardness is accepted and all of this is reduced to handshakes and nods, nothing else. No hugs, no kisses, no fist bumps, nothing.

If I had to interact with "normal" people on a regular basis, I'd need one of those charts.

I don't necessarily disagree with you. My opinions, while oft contrarian, are really just open ended processes without judgement or declaration. They are hardly even opinions, as I almost always simultaneously believe and hold dear multiple conflicting ideas about particular subjects. An enlightened doublethink as it were. Everything is a theory worth pondering. Thanks Socrates. Thanks for making me not know anything.

Now while tenure certainly holds clout, it can also blind us to the moments in time which were shorter but sweeter than any of the fine tuned complexities of empire. The Internet as we know it, with youtube and Facebook, for example, may be the fixture but I'll always think kindly upon those early 90s, when it was the awkward but mysterious world wide web.

So, cool, yay for fixtures, but I'm a founders man, not a member of the club after its maturity. The Thomas Paine -- Cool, the revolution is over, now fuck yo couch. Where's the next one?

Other examples where the fixture isn't necessarily the only method to decide value by: Van Halen's prolific career versus that first, highly exceptional, fast and heavy album. Or the short but sweet years Ronnie James Dio or Glenn Huges sang for Black Sabbath -- Ozzy is the fixture, but those short moments of time where something strange and magical was created with other diverse geniuses, prior to or after the bread winners, those are the moments of fascination.

I love Jon Stewart but this ain't no thang. My interest was already piqued and held years ago, before him. He's great though and far better than a single television show.

Yeah, the british guy seemed really intelligent, but really awkward (both socially and physically). I doubt he would be a good choice.

Obviously, I expect them to run extensive psychological exams on the last few candidates, I mean... these people will need to be intelligent, resourceful, with nerves (and balls) of steel, and also in good shape obviously.

What if polygamous pansexual doms had to propose to their slaves? Aw shucks, that's just awkward! And which one do you choose, the male or the female slave? So much to ponder.

I don't like country music, but she's an amazing singer. The interview was quite awkward. I'm not sure why they couldn't say it - Phil Donahue had an openly homosexual guest on this show more than a decade before this. I guess Arsenio Hall just wasn't as edgy

wtf is up with the background warping when the camera is on her?
(maybe some anti-shaky-cam filter applied to the old VHS recording)

Oh good cod that's totally fake! He totally left the fish on porpoise, just for the halibut otherwise he would have let out a killer wail. That fish has watched this video like 100 times, she's hooked. I wonder if instead of awkwardly shambling around the plaice he could have tried to skate or ride a pike. Its a good job he filmed it - his friends probably aren't gillable enough to fall for a tall dory like this. Without fish eel have to grin and bare a gouda or other dairy comestible - either whey it'll be a scale down from the dinner he wanted. Sorry, couldn't kelp myself - have to learn reel myself in from time to time salmon ought to stop me before I make anemone. Fin.