*quality reminding of one of my favorite Twilight Zone episodes

Brutal? That ams not brutal!

THIS ams brutal!

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Back and to the left...

Indian Larry knew his shit too but died doing that very stunt one day .

Is that the Carlton?

I think I just found my wife her magic food.

You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. mushroom-kabobs, mushroom creole, mushroom gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple mushroom, lemon mushroom, coconut mushroom, pepper mushroom , mushroom soup, mushroom stew, mushroom salad, mushroom and potatoes, mushroom burger, mushroom sandwich. That- that's about it.

Also, they apparently copied it from this old Italian commercial.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! How fitting is THIS?!!!!
*doublepromote