Huh? Isn't being a creepy stalker the only way to fit in with all of these social deviants?

Furthermore, I don't know what the heck you're talking about cutie.

I &hearts u

http://www.videosift.com/video/Rockwell-Somebodys-Watching-Me-1

What's all this then?

Saying you're not a creepy stalker is such a creepy stalker thing to do.

This is a bird. Watch me flip it.

>> ^gwiz665:
This is a bird. Watch me flip it.

i dunno why i upvoted that...maybe i thought you were talking about the conversion of kilos of cocaine into money.

wait, why would you want to flip a bird over? Then it couldn't fly. It's like tipping over a beetle, they just lay there kicking their legs looking really pitiful so you'll want to flip it back over...you know?

Not only are you a creepy stalker, but you also smell like boiled bologna and wet dog.

Not to go off-topic, but wet dog is a smell that really makes me unhappy. I don't know why it is, I love dogs actually, but the smell of wet dog just makes my OCD go nuts. If I have it on me I have to wash my hands.

I dont get it, do people actually do that? Sarcasm doesnt come through in text sometimes.

But... but... enough = enough???

*mind blown*


Anyway, I get what you're saying, but don't you think that maybe some of your tongue-in-cheek comments on alien_concept's, peggedbea's and other Sift-ladies' profile pages are a part of the reason why people might be calling you a 'stalker'

Be that as it may, I do feel the blame rests partly with me here, because I might have been the first one to call you that. I'm sorry. I honestly never expected you to feel harassed by these remarks. Same goes for a couple of other folks that have felt similarly marginalized. It's great to see you do something about it though

Wait, sarcasm should be taken personally? Does that mean everyone thinks i'm into anal stretching?

^Who isn't?

It's one thing to do it playfully and tongue-in-cheek, but after a while it can become a pain. Plus, everyone knows you love anal stretching.

>> ^Crake:
Wait, sarcasm should be taken personally? Does that mean everyone thinks i'm into anal stretching?

>> ^gwiz665:
It's one thing to do it playfully and tongue-in-cheek, but after a while it can become a pain....

wait... what are we talking about again?

So the roast is starting already or what

>> ^Crake:
>> ^gwiz665:
It's one thing to do it playfully and tongue-in-cheek, but after a while it can become a pain....
wait... what are we talking about again?


Mmmm, salad.

^.... eeew.

Roast, salad, tongue, cheeks, OCD's, boiled bologna, wet dogs and stalkers...oh ya anal stuff too...

If this is common in video sift blogs/threads I should have registered earlier.

seriously.

cool beans.

Oh fuck it, I'll just stalk you all instead... right into the ground.

See you soon.....

OHAI IM POSTING A THREAD ON VIDEOSIFT TO GET SUM ATTN SO HAI CUM STOK ME LAWL.