At 0:18, this started playing in the back of my head -- I'm a horrible person, hehe.

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"Oh I, I'm so sohhry. This all-eh my fault. I should've-a shut my water park-a down when it reached-a ninety percent-a pee!"

I'm sorry....Who goes to a place like this and calls, "fun?" Aren't there some inland lakes or ponds in the provinces somewhere you can reach by bullet-train er sumpthin'? How about, save up yer train-fare for a day at the coast?? Thenna you donna-always a-still gotta be-a thinkin' about-a the pee-pee, si??

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That's funny sifty, because I don't see it in the Related Posts section below.

That's cached so it may take a few minutes to show any changes.

How can you even tell if one of 'em goes under?

Do they keep a drowning tally by the day, or just tot up the numbers once a month?

Why so slow?

Do you remember vs4 being slow and sometimes crashing? That's why.