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Upvote for the phrase "not a well-made banana, sorry God".

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Was it really necessary to repeat the argument? If I hear the Banana = Soda Can analogy ever again in my life...

you know what m' sayin..

everybody knows that bananas are God's fruit and pineapples are the devil's fruit. Stupid atheists.

To be fair, the way to tell if a pineapple is ripe is if the leaves pull out easily.

Let me see if I've gleaned the correct message from this video.

God hates Hawaiians! Right?

What I've always wondered about Genesis is if Adam and Eve were created to be perfect, and in Eden they had all the food they ever needed, that having to have been fruits and vegetables, killing was a big no no, why would man have teeth for piercing flesh? And why would we have vestigial organs, like the appendix?

To be fair, the way to tell if a pineapple is ripe is if the leaves pull out easily.

I hear another good way is to make sure all the 'eyes' (little spikey things on the side) are about the same size.

God hates Hawaiians! Right?

Of course He does, that's why He created tourists.

I thought the whole point of Christianity was that there ISNO proof. You have to have faith. Otherwise God would just come down every 10 years or so and be like "HEY, IT'S ME, GOD. HOW'S THAT WHOLE WORSHIP THING COMING?" I bet there would be a lot more 'good' Christians then. Isn't trying to prove God kind of against His word?

The raw potato thing? Pretty false, the levels found in a raw potato as you would find from a shop are bugger all... the only time you really have to be careful of potatoes is when they're green... that's pretty much it.

Insane to eat onions when raw? Huh? Never had raw onion on a sandwich... just beautiful.

So overall, from the repeating of the whole darn argument that we've more than likely already seen or could look up ourselves, to the poor examples of food that are toxic or harmful. I can't give this an upvote at all, does the atheists no good at all.

Bananas are a domesticated product, designed (if-you-will) by man. They are cultivated by man from shoot-cuttings; the fruit is sterile and basically seedless.

Wild bananas have many seeds and a leathery texture to the fruit.

(picture) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Inside_a_wild-type_banana.jpg
(link) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana#History

Check Mate Atheists!

Stop overanalysing the damn video.. yes he's repeating the same old shit, yes i could have come up with better delivery and material in my sleep, but this guy's broad english country accent is what makes the entire thing funny.

>> ^spoco2:
The raw potato thing? Pretty false, the levels found in a raw potato as you would find from a shop are bugger all...


Right...the ones found in the shop have had the level of toxicity lowered through breeding. Potatoes in the wild on the other hand (the ones supposedly "designed by God") contain a much higher level of toxicity.

>> ^spoco2:
Insane to eat onions when raw? Huh? Never had raw onion on a sandwich... just beautiful.

Raw onions taste great on a lot of things like burgers, hot dogs, and sandwiches. I think he was referring to eating a raw onion by itself.

Someone mencioned the appendix.You have an appendix?!11 You're going to Hell, you're Hell's creation. The Good don't come with appendix.

About the grooves, the guy's using the left hand, the hand of Hell's infants!11 Of course the grooves don't match, that's how The Good recognize The Evil.

The Tool of Good may only be fondled with the right hand (because it's stronger?...). As for the holes, The Tool may go wherever the righteous fondler one choses.

Hi I'm Troy McClure, you might remember me from such fruit and vegetable documentaries as:

Cucumbers - A Pornstar's Dream
Watermelons - Gallagher's Box Office Smash Hit
Peaches - The Presidents of the United States of America's 1-Hit Wonder
Mushrooms - A Hippie's Harvest
Black-eyed Peas - The Band That Didn't Suck Before Fergie

and

Crenshaw - Yes There is a Fruit Called Crenshaw

Honestly, sounds like this person needs to bash other people's religion in a weak attempt to shore up his sadly, lacking, religious philosphy. Yes, even 'Atheist' have a religion (whether they can admit it or not).

Another way of seeing this, would be, a fundementalist Christian, bashing The Theory of Evolution in favor of Creationism.

Maybe folks back in the really old days (read: ancient times), people did, as a custom, eat that peice of fruit exactly as discribed. Would be a curious question for any historians in the crowd.