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Babymechsays...It's a little more bearable when you know what the words actually mean... but still, no.
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JanuariWhile i confess to laughing far more than i should have at this... its also far closer than i ever wanted to actually going to one of these stores.
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Jinxsays...They actually have nice food!
And teasing women like this is is what I live for. Yeeeeeeea I'm single.
While i confess to laughing far more than i should have at this... its also far closer than i ever wanted to actually going to one of these stores.
toferyusays...If you think IKEA food is good it would explain being single....
:-D
They actually have nice food!
And teasing women like this is is what I live for. Yeeeeeeea I'm single.
Jinxsays...I mean. It isn't terrible. Or perhaps a few hours looking around at strangely named furniture and esoteric kitchen appliances will make any food taste acceptable.
At any rate I wouldn't take a date there, its the kind of mistake you only make once or twice before you learn your lesson.
ps. Safety smiles are for cowards.
If you think IKEA food is good it would explain being single....
:-D
RedSkyRemember this is the place that has to tape over toilet displays to remind you not to use them. Sanity is not exactly in plentiful supply in the labyrinth.
I mean. It isn't terrible. Or perhaps a few hours looking around at strangely named furniture and esoteric kitchen appliances will make any food taste acceptable.
At any rate I wouldn't take a date there, its the kind of mistake you only make once or twice before you learn your lesson.
ps. Safety smiles are for cowards.
toferyusays...You took a date once or twice to Ikea ?
p.s. That's not a safety smiley, it's me laughing at your comment :-D
I mean. It isn't terrible. Or perhaps a few hours looking around at strangely named furniture and esoteric kitchen appliances will make any food taste acceptable.
At any rate I wouldn't take a date there, its the kind of mistake you only make once or twice before you learn your lesson.
ps. Safety smiles are for cowards.
modulousNo wordplay? Should I assume pun is not intended because punishment? IKEA little problem with this, so please take a seat. I have a problem with IKEA - everything in the showroom is meant to be for sale but the curtains were drawn. I have lots of jokes about IKEA, but I won't furnish Videosift with them: they're inside jokes.
modulousIncidentally, I'm pleased with the production. The guy got my accent wrong, but the woman playing my wife really got the reactions well.
No wordplay? Should I assume pun is not intended because punishment? IKEA little problem with this, so please take a seat. I have a problem with IKEA - everything in the showroom is meant to be for sale but the curtains were drawn. I have lots of jokes about IKEA, but you wouldn't get them: they're inside jokes.
Jinxsays...Haha what? I'd love to have seen the email that went out to all the store managers informing them of that policy and the reasons for its implementation. "After an unfortunate incident in our Stockholm branch..." etc etc
Remember this is the place that has to tape over toilet displays to remind you not to use them. Sanity is not exactly in plentiful supply in the labyrinth.
lucky760A man after my own heart.
That's the textbook definition of me: frequently makes puns that only entertains self.
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