Ya know, I was listening to this (not watching) and was thinking, "I'm just not sure if this is real or not..." Sure, it's a "laughable" voiceover, but I just wasn't convinced that a network wouldn't actually run something like that...

I had to check the tags.

ok i was confused as HELL before i finally read the strip under the raw justice tag reading : Onion News. then it got somewhat funny... aside from the death part. dunno whats up with that.

Sexual torture? WTF? They married, they were supposed to have sex frequently. It's after he kills her it gets strange. I mean, I don't see any comedy tags, but this looks like a joke. Oh wait...it's Onion. Lawd.

with her body?!?!?!!?

Welcome to my sex kingdom. Typical greeting in my home.

*parody

Adding video to channels (Parody) - requested by RedSky.

Where is the *comedy? I like the intro of the cop laying out the details and the flash edits that cut nothing.

edit- The reporter should do a story on Glen Beck, he could show how both these guys killed their wives in the early 90's

Invocations (comedy) cannot be called by kceaton1 because kceaton1 is not privileged - sorry.

Yup, that is some dark *comedy right there.

Adding video to channels (Comedy) - requested by KnivesOut.

I avoided the appropriate channels for shock value. Mission accomplished.

The baby's name was Nicki.

My dream is that one day I will turn on DirecTV and see that The Onion has a 24/Hr. News Channel right next to Fox's channel slot.

wtf is that the host from some food network show on how they make various foods??

Fuckin' Onion. lol