Roanree, so roanree...

Sad thing is, this isn't the half of it.

Wow. Suddenly he doesn't seem so bad.

Kim Jong Il will unite the world in peace. It is inebbitable...inebittable...inebitable!

BTW my next haircut is the Kim Jong fade. It's fuckin' tight.

When Mr. Bigglesworth gets angry, PREEPLE DIE!!

This almost had me convinced...

Kim Jong Il - veteran statesmen of the ruraled!

That blog that's linked at the end of the clip, man, I don't know what to think. And I can't imagine who the intended audience is, unless North-Koreans in general have internet access and can read English. Must be some kind of joke.

"The Songun Blog Retail Unit is a shop from which World Progressive Comrades can show their love and admiration for Dear Leader Comrade Generalissimo Kim Jong Il and support the correct education of the masses upon the greatness of Kim Jong Il, the Juche Idea, and Songun Politics by buying the various quality socialist products at Social Justice prices." http://songun-blog.blogspot.com/

Yeah, support socialism by buying stuff.

He seems to be really good at shaking hands that's for sure!

When you maintain complete control you can do this kind of self-aggrandizing. You know, like having super sharp traffic cops when theres no traffic... or statues that no one can take pictures of... i bet its really not as easy as it looks~

he visited russia by train...
20000km over 20 days
wow he must really be afraid of flying

His grey Jumpsuit looking attire makes me think of Hannibal Lecter's outfit - Now he just needs the mask!

God, if I was that ugly or had to wear shit that dumb, I'd wanna nuke shit too.

That video made me jizz in my pants.

The great handshaker.

Are we sure this isn't Sacha Baron Cohen doing the narration?

That voice sounds so much like one of the goofy voices used in Monty Python sketches.

Stop mocking him! He's a fighter pilot, so he gets to wear the badass jumpsuits, and you need a fade like that for getting your totally awesome helmet on and off quickly to shovel in caviar between strafing runs on the food riots of ungrateful peasants.

Is the reason that the accent is so bad because the person who is speaking was taught by someone who was taught by someone who was taught by someone who wasn't a native speaker of english?

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