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Sorry, but not amusing.

The guy's laughing in the background is awesome.

This is hilarious. Guy's so determined. And that CLONK noise...

Some people never learn.

Needs a slow-mo cloooooooonk.

That's one tough bottle, didn't even break on the wall. That's russian build quality for you.

Then again maybe the head and wall are both equally soft. That's russian build quality for you.

it's not Russian. it's Ukrainian.

It probably wasn't recycled glass.

When I viewed this post, the selected video-ad to the right is "Find your Russian Beauty today", and it's showing a smokin' blonde who honestly looks way more Nordic, but what the hell, I'll go with it...

Given this example of the intellect of the men over there, no wonder the women are looking to emigrate.

God bless the internet.

For fuck's sake it's even tagged "ukranian" on youtube. by KP, no less.

How about you stop the "dumb russian" jokes. i could go and find a stupid irishman and put "dumb american" in the title if you want.

You're just jealous because after trying that once, you'd curl up on the floor and cry. dumb yank, or whatever you are.

but it's funny anyway

well yeah. especially when the bottle doesn't even break when thrown against a wall.

just think, it's guys like that that defeated the third reich.

MINK, you expect the average American to be able to differentiate between Russia and the Ukraine? Have you ever been to the US?? Be grateful that this guy was positively identified as a citizen of a different country, and not mistaken for a guy who's speaking in tongues.

Blankfist, the line is actually "In Soviet Russia, the _blank_ _blanks_ you" which would've made everyone happy.

UKRAINE, not Russia.

In Lithuania ass fucks you.

The other guy laughing makes this clip. Gotta love his determination though!

Tags for this video have been changed from 'russian, bottle, head' to 'bottle, head' - edited by MINK

campion, i don't expect americans to even know where russia is on the map, which is why i will always point out a few facts whenever the opportunity comes along. just to maybe combat 0.00000001% of the retardation in the world.

i just don't like russians being used as "the people it's ok to make fun of", replacing niggers and faggots in the sad history of human ignorance.

Actually I also thought it was Russian they were speaking, MINK. Note in my first comment I wrote promote Russian culture. It was only later, after I read a comment here and the comment on the video at YouTube, when I determined they were speaking Ukrainian, so I changed the title and tags accordingly.

What gave me the impression they were speaking Russian was that I found this video at English Russia, and the videos were all described as currently being "popular on Russian internet." Hence my assumption.

Now that I know they're speaking Ukrainian it's totally not funny anymore. Hysterical Ukrainian laughter just isn't hysterical. I curse the day I set eyes on this video. I'm sewing them shut as soon as I finish this comment.

No shit MINK - everybody knows it's the UKRAINIANS that are to be used as "people it's ok to make fun of".

Upvote for the title.

I don't usually like people-hurting-themselves-videos, but I have to say that the laughter was infectious.

>> ^direpickle:
I don't usually like people-hurting-themselves-videos, but I have to say that the laughter was infectious.


it would've been funnier if "actions were infectious"...'hinthint' 'winkwink'.

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>> ^13735:
>>^direpickle:
I don't usually like people-hurting-themselves-videos, but I have to say that the laughter was infectious.

it would've been funnier if "actions were infectious"...'hinthint' 'winkwink'.

Shut up 13735, you're stupid...I don't care if you have been a member since December 31, 1969

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MINK, it's ok, we make fun of Americans all the time

so this is what the loners do in s.t.a.l.k.e.r. when i'm not shooting at them?

the man of my dreams

His face sure rings a bell.

Whoa.

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