If you are not familiar with chatroulette:

It is a website that triggers your webcam and matches you up with a random partner on the other end.
Apparently there are a lot of masturbating people and weirdos on it, which makes this scenario that much more unlikely.

Oh and there is already a spoof: Catroulette

posted by maatc 4 years 8 months 1 week ago • 354,888 views
Raigen says...

I tried Chatroulette for the first time last night.
It was a terror.

My very first random partner was a MASTURBATING COCK shown from right betwixt the fucker's thighs. And those guys sure are fast to hit the F9 key before I can shake off the disgust and shock and hit the "Report" button.

After using it for about half an hour, I got a total of four masturbating penises and about three dozen chat partners, all of whom disconnected immediately after no less than 5 seconds because they were either:

A) The afore mentioned cocks.
B) Horny, awkward teenagers looking for slutty internet girls.

Apparently my long hair even confused one for a few seconds when he asked me if I was a "M or F?"
When I said "Can't you tell by the goatee?" He replied "But you have long hair."

That's a whole lot more respect and hope lost for our species in just 30 goddamned minutes.

gwiz665 says...

Chatroulette eh..?
>> ^Raigen:
I tried Chatroulette for the first time last night.
I was a terror.
My very first random partner was a MASTURBATING COCK shown from right betwixt the fucker's thighs. And those guys sure are fast to hit the F9 key before I can shake off the disgust and shock and hit the "Report" button.
After using it for about half an hour, I got a total of four masturbating penises and about three dozen chat partners, all of whom disconnected immediately after no less than 5 seconds because they were either:
A) The afore mentioned cocks.
B) Horny, awkward teenagers looking for slutty internet girls.
Apparently my long hair even confused one for a few seconds when he asked me if I was a "M or F?"
When I said "Can't you tell by the goatee?" He replied "But you have long hair."
That's a whole lot more respect and hope lost for our species in just 30 goddamned minutes.


>> ^dag:
My experience was just like this. Except replace all the hot girls with erect cocks.

LarsaruS says...

I feel bad for the guy, imagine hitting your peak at that age... there is nothing left to live for... he might as well die as nothing will compare to that experience...

joe2 says...

i tried it for 45 mins, also got lots of naked dudes

then i found someone who lives about 1 mile away from me in san francisco

i don't think i can top that so i quit and probably will never use it again

xxovercastxx says...

>> ^Raigen:
I tried Chatroulette for the first time last night.
It was a terror.
My very first random partner was a MASTURBATING COCK shown from right betwixt the fucker's thighs. And those guys sure are fast to hit the F9 key before I can shake off the disgust and shock and hit the "Report" button.
After using it for about half an hour, I got a total of four masturbating penises and about three dozen chat partners, all of whom disconnected immediately after no less than 5 seconds because they were either:
A) The afore mentioned cocks.
B) Horny, awkward teenagers looking for slutty internet girls.
Apparently my long hair even confused one for a few seconds when he asked me if I was a "M or F?"
When I said "Can't you tell by the goatee?" He replied "But you have long hair."
That's a whole lot more respect and hope lost for our species in just 30 goddamned minutes.


In all fairness, they did call it chatroulette. If you want better odds, maybe try chatgofish.

maatc says...

Haha! Or Chatjack? With a cam counting system?

>> ^xxovercastxx:
>> ^Raigen:
I tried Chatroulette for the first time last night.
It was a terror.
My very first random partner was a MASTURBATING COCK shown from right betwixt the fucker's thighs. And those guys sure are fast to hit the F9 key before I can shake off the disgust and shock and hit the "Report" button.
After using it for about half an hour, I got a total of four masturbating penises and about three dozen chat partners, all of whom disconnected immediately after no less than 5 seconds because they were either:
A) The afore mentioned cocks.
B) Horny, awkward teenagers looking for slutty internet girls.
Apparently my long hair even confused one for a few seconds when he asked me if I was a "M or F?"
When I said "Can't you tell by the goatee?" He replied "But you have long hair."
That's a whole lot more respect and hope lost for our species in just 30 goddamned minutes.

In all fairness, they did call it chatroulette. If you want better odds, maybe try chatgofish.

kylejgreen7 says...

I once logged onto chatroulette and after a few spins saw a headless man sitting in a tub, cradling a shotgun. To this day I don't know if this scene was real or not. I wanted to report it but didn't know how.

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