I've been obsessed with chatroulette these last few days. Mostly acting as a porn VJ for random guys. Don't judge me.

I tried Chatroulette for the first time last night.
It was a terror.

My very first random partner was a MASTURBATING COCK shown from right betwixt the fucker's thighs. And those guys sure are fast to hit the F9 key before I can shake off the disgust and shock and hit the "Report" button.

After using it for about half an hour, I got a total of four masturbating penises and about three dozen chat partners, all of whom disconnected immediately after no less than 5 seconds because they were either:

A) The afore mentioned cocks.
B) Horny, awkward teenagers looking for slutty internet girls.

Apparently my long hair even confused one for a few seconds when he asked me if I was a "M or F?"
When I said "Can't you tell by the goatee?" He replied "But you have long hair."

That's a whole lot more respect and hope lost for our species in just 30 goddamned minutes.

^ You want www.chatnothingbadcanhappentoyou.com

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag.(show it anyway)

My experience was just like this. Except replace all the hot girls with erect cocks.

Chatroulette eh..?
>> ^Raigen:
I tried Chatroulette for the first time last night.
I was a terror.
My very first random partner was a MASTURBATING COCK shown from right betwixt the fucker's thighs. And those guys sure are fast to hit the F9 key before I can shake off the disgust and shock and hit the "Report" button.
After using it for about half an hour, I got a total of four masturbating penises and about three dozen chat partners, all of whom disconnected immediately after no less than 5 seconds because they were either:
A) The afore mentioned cocks.
B) Horny, awkward teenagers looking for slutty internet girls.
Apparently my long hair even confused one for a few seconds when he asked me if I was a "M or F?"
When I said "Can't you tell by the goatee?" He replied "But you have long hair."
That's a whole lot more respect and hope lost for our species in just 30 goddamned minutes.


>> ^dag:
My experience was just like this. Except replace all the hot girls with erect cocks.

How about VS's chatroulette?

On the bottom is a recorded video from some commercial I think. I've seen it kicking around the interwebs for a few years now.

I feel bad for the guy, imagine hitting your peak at that age... there is nothing left to live for... he might as well die as nothing will compare to that experience...

>> ^Raigen:
I tried


THAT WAS YOU??

i tried it for 45 mins, also got lots of naked dudes

then i found someone who lives about 1 mile away from me in san francisco

i don't think i can top that so i quit and probably will never use it again

>> ^Raigen:
I tried Chatroulette for the first time last night.
It was a terror.
My very first random partner was a MASTURBATING COCK shown from right betwixt the fucker's thighs. And those guys sure are fast to hit the F9 key before I can shake off the disgust and shock and hit the "Report" button.
After using it for about half an hour, I got a total of four masturbating penises and about three dozen chat partners, all of whom disconnected immediately after no less than 5 seconds because they were either:
A) The afore mentioned cocks.
B) Horny, awkward teenagers looking for slutty internet girls.
Apparently my long hair even confused one for a few seconds when he asked me if I was a "M or F?"
When I said "Can't you tell by the goatee?" He replied "But you have long hair."
That's a whole lot more respect and hope lost for our species in just 30 goddamned minutes.


In all fairness, they did call it chatroulette. If you want better odds, maybe try chatgofish.

Haha! Or Chatjack? With a cam counting system?

>> ^xxovercastxx:
>> ^Raigen:
I tried Chatroulette for the first time last night.
It was a terror.
My very first random partner was a MASTURBATING COCK shown from right betwixt the fucker's thighs. And those guys sure are fast to hit the F9 key before I can shake off the disgust and shock and hit the "Report" button.
After using it for about half an hour, I got a total of four masturbating penises and about three dozen chat partners, all of whom disconnected immediately after no less than 5 seconds because they were either:
A) The afore mentioned cocks.
B) Horny, awkward teenagers looking for slutty internet girls.
Apparently my long hair even confused one for a few seconds when he asked me if I was a "M or F?"
When I said "Can't you tell by the goatee?" He replied "But you have long hair."
That's a whole lot more respect and hope lost for our species in just 30 goddamned minutes.

In all fairness, they did call it chatroulette. If you want better odds, maybe try chatgofish.

The 24 Best Chat Roulette Screenshots
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-24-best-chat-roulette-screenshots-nsfw
No Nudity....

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I once logged onto chatroulette and after a few spins saw a headless man sitting in a tub, cradling a shotgun. To this day I don't know if this scene was real or not. I wanted to report it but didn't know how.