*SHOCKER!

*notatallsurprising

"...I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. Matthew 19:24"

I want my money back!

OH! But he GIVES SOOO MUUCH!

Hmmm...I think I've found my next career path. Exploit faithful sheep and make a pretty penny doing it. It's almost TOO perfect.

I love this crap!
Thank you jebus.

=]

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Hmmm...I think I've found my next career path. Exploit faithful sheep and make a pretty penny doing it. It's almost TOO perfect.


That the next best cash cow, create a MMORPG.
I think I'll go with the second.

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Like anyone is surprised?

you people are just a bunch of uppity know it all atheists who don't know anything. This guy is a man of the lord and helps HEAL people (I've seen it in person). So what if he lives a restrained lifestyle? he should have even more wealth, for as much as he has brought the message of the lord to the masses.

god bless Benny Hill

I'll donate when he starts healing amputees. No offense to amputees.

PA-RAY-SUS JAY-SUS in His name HAL-LAY-LOU-YA

Are you kidding qruel? How is his lifestyle restrained?

And he heals people? Does he charge the same rates as Jesus?

*scumbag, *stupiditytax

I can't believe that he calls his trips "Crusades".

I'm trying to think of a metaphor, but its hard to come up with one. Probably the best example would be if there were a word for a trip you make to Africa to capture slaves, and somebody used that word to describe a trip they made overseas to secure business partners. Unfortunately such a word doesn't seem to exist, so the metaphor lacks a certain punch. The word "holocaust" might be almost as loaded as crusade, but I actually *have* seen it used in ways that I find inappropriate. But for some reason "crusade" continues to be used positively.

Ooh, I know- what if he chose to call his trips "pillages" instead of crusades? Do you think people would still have the same feeling about them?

It worked for L. Ron Hubbard and 419 scammers, too.

I'm glad my church has 100% unpaid clergy.

People that believe this bunk... vote. Scared now?

OMG!!! Next thing, there will be an expose on wrestling!

Ok, true, at least adult wrestling fans understand it is entertainment (of a sort, anwyay)

What exactly is "God's work" in this context? I don't care much for Pat Roberson and the 700 Club, but at least they claim to spend a lot of money doing charity work, and I suspect they do.

I'm not familiar with Benny Hinn, but does God's work for him consist solely of his "miraculous" healings?

Don't people have local churches where they pay their tithe which supports their own clergy, perhaps comfortably, but not extravagantly, and are obviously, visibly doing the real work of God, helping to support their community providing consul to those in need as well as organizing and conducting various charity efforts?

It makes me sad that people, good people, with honest and noble intentions are taken in by scum like this. He's going to have a lot to answer for in the afterlife. You don't buy miracles, they aren't for sale. You sure as hell don't sell them.

Oh man. I'd move to California to babysit for him.

"Why I did not go on that program? The lord said dont"

Hes an evil crook (and I hope he goes to hell ) but if people are dumb enough to give this guy money what can you do?

I hope he gets jailed for fraud

*dead

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