Kinda saw it coming by the end of the clip timer, but still made me laugh.

lol it's funny cuz it's True.

I'd upvote it if it was funny... even a little bit. But self-congratulatory high-fives without bringing the laughs doesn't do it for me.

Is this guy giving an atheism seminar in a library?

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Burump-tish.

AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED?

^Actually, I have a photo!

>> ^Xax:
I'd upvote it if it was funny... even a little bit. But self-congratulatory high-fives without bringing the laughs doesn't do it for me.

Are you saying the guy in the video is self-congratulatory? Because he's not laughing at his own joke; he's not saying how awesome he is; he's not high-fiving himself.

His dead-pan delivery was excellent by the way.

Either way, do you go around downvoting every video that you don't find funny?

>> ^quantumushroom:
AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED?


This.

Ha ha, awesome. The delivery is everything with this joke.

Trick question...they all have the same god.

When I saw that the bar is moving quickly towards the end and the joke doesn't seem like it would be near finish, I instantly thought the punchline will be "and they all died". Predictable joke really. Especially on videosift.

I feel like i just got rickrolled.

All UR *dark anti-jokes are belong to me.

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Technically, they'd all be praying to the same God, not that that would help their outcome any.

(oops, rottenseed said the same thing.)

You guys don't understand; death was a test of their faith!

that's not a joke... this is a joke:

Once upon a time there was nice lady who had three daughters.

The first daughter came up to her one day and said, "Mommy? Why's my name petal?"

"Well, when you were a baby, a rose petal floated down from the sky and landed on your head, so we called you petal."

"Thanks mommy!"

The second daughter came up to her and said, "Mommy? Why's my name feather?"

"Well, when you were a baby, a feather floated down from the sky and landed on your head, so we called you feather."

"Thanks mommy!"

And the third duaghter came up to her and said "AWWWHHEHUEUERRRRRUGGHHH!!!!"

and the mother said "Wait your turn Refrigerator!!"

One can amend the joke, and suggest the Atheist did not pray, but built a hole in the sand to shelter himself from the hot sun. Upon funding the 3 religious fools dead, he feasted on their remains as a rational and logical course of action to stay alive.

And the Atheist loved every minute of it!

theaceofclubz prayed for this sift to get more than 100 votes, and now look at it! Coincidence? Pish posh.

literal *imagines Dawkins poking their carcases with a stick*