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quantumushroom
(Member Profile)
TRUMP 2016!
chicchorea
(Member Profile)
Awesome poem, my man.
Keep up the good fight!
QM
...some worthy words offered six years ago by a wise man....
I hope you do not mind me posting them here for others, wise or...
otherwise....
I AM AN AMERICAN
by D. Ault
I owe you no apologies,
Nor will I accept those apologies made for me by others.
If you dislike me - you dislike me not for what I am,
But what you are not.
By my own sweat, I have created a lifestyle which I desire for all men.
To the world, I have shared my wealth and given my blood,
Not because of obligation- but of my free will.
I have fed the hungry of the world.
Many have bit my hand; I used the other hand.
I defeated my enemies in battle,
Then pulled them up from the ashes of defeat.
Once strong, they again attacked,
I turned the other cheek.
Though I am strong,
I have never used my strength to rule others.
But do not misjudge me,
I will not allow the fear of my own strength
To become my weakness.
If you wish to rise, I will give you a helping hand.
But by the grace of God,
And I'll first be dammed,
If I'll let you drag me down
So that we may be equal.
Train Derailment Cleanup Fail in Brazil
Chloroform wins again!
Old man isn't afraid of anything
It's Australia, which means the grass, birds and picnic benches are also poisonous.
Old Man Digging Up Clams
CLAM GUN.
Wealth Inequality in America
If you divided up the wealth and land, in a few years it would look exactly the same as it does now.
BTW, obamanomics has been a smash hit: taxes for everyone--not just the evil rich--have soared, unemployment is permanently high and the economy is at a near-standstill.
Horses Response to a Girl's Horse Impression
Do it too much and your voice will become hoarse.
Drivers stoned on marijuana test their driving skills.
Flawed test assumed stoners have somewhere to be.
Why U.S. Internet Access is Slow, Costly, and Unfair
Yeah lady, just get government involved. Everything they stick their noses into becomes faster, cheaper and more efficient.
Yet Another Russian Dash Cam Surprise
Drinking on job encouraged at Russian State Farm office.
OREO Separator Machine
Smart enough to build machine, not smart enough to buy space heaters for freezing garage.
The Honest Coca-Cola Obesity Commercial
Who made this, Emperor Bloomberg?
OREO Separator Machine
Doesn't like the creme?
COMMUNISM.
African Children See and Touch a White Man for the 1st Time
BOW TO YOUR GOD!
Hair Tutorial Gone Wrong
10 million views on youtube.