*spam

Nothing like turning every civilian container transport system into a viable military target...wait.

It's probably a better place to be spending the money than where it usually goes. At least they're helping support lesbian bondage strippers, and who CAN'T get behind that?

They've undergone centuries of genetic manipulation. That's why they make such nice food.

Silly admen! =p

Fools and their money....

Please, please, PLEASE be parody.

>> ^HollywoodBob:
All I need to know is "Do I have to play the first one to play this one?"


No, but it's highly recommended. If you want to save time in the first one, avoid the side quests...they are meh at best, but the main storyline is pretty good, and probably won't take more than 8 hours to complete.

That's six monkeys a minute! Too many monkeys!

New comment system lied to me. Sorry about the double post.

Ha ha! Take that, King of England!

How about we lower maximum executive compensation? That would free up millions to billions of dollars to hire minimum wage workers!

*lies
*spam
*ihavenopowertodoanything

Dammit! =p

Wait, so if I use contraceptives, I can't play BioShock?

Well, I'm sold!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BioShock#Setting

Summary of MW2: It may be a waste of time, but it's not a waste of a lot of time.

And the less said about Bobby Kotick, PCs and stupidity, the better.

It could just be me, but some of those items look suspiciously like glass dongs, not bongs.