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Turkey versus cop #2

iwastheturkey says...

I mean, this is old news...anti-governmental militia groups have long been selectively breeding turkeys as weapons against opression. The real question is why are they just now revealing it to the world? Many lives could have been saved if they'd released this technology sooner.

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iwastheturkey says...

man. I've been gone for months now with out providing a reason/compliant. Since I left without registering my GBCW note with the proper management, I would like to post my IBSS (I'm back sift-suckas!) note here.


It was me, not you.
I'm sorry I hurt you, and that I took the cat with me.. and the car.. and the blockbuster card.
I still have feelings for you. Do you think we could try again?
I'll try to be more emotionally available this time...

I...love...you.

there, there. it's all over now. I'm here for you. :*)

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iwastheturkey says...

"I didn't mean it to be offensive. If they're offended it's probably cause they were hunting a reason to be offended."

wow. that's a really useful argument there. I'm going to start using that more often.

I didn't mean to break the law officer, if you're thinking I did it's probably because you were just hunting for someone to arrest.

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iwastheturkey says...

I'm going *beg for this. The footage of Dede was really amazing, the fact that he's this much better is equally amazing to me. It's just good to see that sometimes we actually help someone after we marvel at their misfortune.



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