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Christianity In A Nutshell
I think this is funny.
BUT I'd like to to start labeling the group represented in this nutshell as "asshole christians."
There are millions of people who believe in magical things (religious or otherwise) who realize that it's just what they believe and that there's no good reason to force others into believing it too. And I think some of them are Christians, some are also Muslim, Jewish, Pagan and so on. I haven't read the whole bible but I'm not entirely certain that it says you *have* to be an asshole to be a Christian. There are a whhoooole lot of people using it as an excuse, but of course they're speaking louder than those who don't.
Everyone seemed okay with distinguishing moderate Muslims from "Extremists." Can't we start separating the "yur doing it wrong" Christians from the quiet nice not-a-threat-to-society Christians?
Mattel "V-RROOM!" (50s commercial) Make Your Trike ROAR!
I want one for rolling luggage!!!
I'm sure all the TSA peeps would think it was awesome too.
Stephen Colbert Feels Good!
anyone have the link for the original video of those scenes with the white skinny tie and ripped black jeans???
Beaker Fail
My mind exploded when the space time continuum ripped up in the top left corner. Future-Beaker plowing over Past-Beaker! the implications of this are astounding...
This kitty has great table manners!
I'll just have a little nip... and another... and another... oh and one more... just a little bit though...
Obama at Saddleback Church - Pro-Choice, Not Pro-Abortion
>> ^NordlichReiter:
^
Always fall back on ad hominem, when faced with a challenging statement.
I'm confused. This clip only contains information about obama and abortion. I find it really odd that you posted up all your gun rights info on this video's comment section. So if we're going to talk debate tactics, I'd say switching to a whole 'nother topic is poor form.
>> ^CaptainPlanet420:
You must by default be pro-abortion to be pro-choise.
I disagree with that statement. Pro-choice, the actual phrase, means supporting the right to choose. Pro-abortion would mean you think abortion is the right choice.
If you support voting for the president, then you already recognize this difference. You do not want people to vote for the candidate you don't like, but you still want them to get a choice to vote for him or not. Just because you support their right to choose who they want to be president does not mean you support who they're going to vote for. In fact you may even be adamantly against one candidate or the other, while still supporting my right to vote for that person.
Monkey Using Frog as Sex Toy
what the hell was in your search bar to find this video?
Monkey and Goat
I just want to get this out there. I don't like this video. I feel like the monkey on the leash wouldn't be doing this if he was living with OTHER MONKEYS like it's natural for him to do. Taking a boy monkey away from natural interactions with girl monkeys and then putting him with a goat so you can film what happens, that just reeks of something awful in our human nature to want to see a desperate animal humiliated like that.
yeah, he has an urge to mate, so do we. I'm sure he'd rather do it with a monkey like he was built to do. Using that natural urge to create a video like this is not something I want to support.
Charles Manson's Epic Answer
>> ^spoco2:
And thinker... please, enlighten us as to why you love him? Really, what do you love about him, don't want to feed the troll at all, but if you want people to bite, I think you'd better explain why you 'heart' him so much.
I really have to agree with this. That's a pretty dumb thing to say. Unless you also support people needlessly dieing in terrible ways...
Raccoon Wreaks Havoc on Kitchen
I want to hire Willie to come be a snorglable "trophy" on my wall. Just a little raccoon head poking out of my wall, munchin' on almonds, a plaque below him reading "Adorablus Cutimus- mounted 2008"
I'd show him off to all the neighbors.
John McCain: Dazed and Confused
>> ^nathanofborg:
Okay, I went through all the trouble of registration just so I could say this:
"Dehydrated babies."
new ramen flavor?
Bunny in a bowl
Quick! somebody put it in the bathtub, see if it floats!!
(I may just be the only one who thinks it should, but it's worth testing!)
Parody Gatorade Commercial - Is it ON you?
*discard
BUY The Dancing Cockatoo DVD! NOW! (cockatoo not included)
*discard
John McCain: Dazed and Confused
An expcerpt from a real conversation overheard in the future:
Mccain: Bomb Iran.
General: Are you sure you mean Iran? just checking before I..
M: Wait no, I mean Al Queda. Bomb Al Queda.
G: Well, I would, but Al Queda's not a country.
M: Oh. Well in that case, bomb whatever country Putin is president of, I know he's in Al Queda
G: ummmm. well I'll give it a shot, Russia? I should bomb Russia?
M: No, Germany. Specifically Pakistan, Germany. Bomb them.
G: I'll get right on that. Sir. You just go back to eating your pudding.