One clue that it's bullshit: The words "According to Federal Government data..."

From A Clockwork Orange and Caligula to this.... ? Oh Malcolm.

Seems to have worked out just fine.

This is old.

The way that dude says "The tiger is coming to talk to you" makes me think of Charlie in the box from the Island of Misfit Toys.

Messin with Sasaquatch...

I'm curious to know how her cell mates will react when they find out what she's in for... >> ^PlayhousePals:

Sickening ... I hope she never gets paroled =o(

"They abduct people all the time, man.">> ^probie:

A non-terrestrial intelligence. NTIs. Oh man, that's better than UFOs. Oh, but that works too, huh? "Underwater Flying Objects".

lol, That was my very 1st thought.>> ^probie:

Now I remember where I saw her before!
John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness

I nearly peed my pants.>> ^Lann:

Pfft I can do that!

True enough.>> ^robbersdog49:

>> ^Opus_Moderandi:
But, the only time suction would be a problem is if you were "sucking" on the bottle. If you drink from the bottle, as opposed to sucking on the bottle, you would have no issues with suction or vacuum. >> ^luxury_pie:
>> ^Opus_Moderandi:
I guess it's been awhile since I've done this kind of thing, what are the straws for?

Finally my experience is put to value:
The straws fill up the bottle with air as you drink the fluid. Otherwise you would have to pause to let air rush into the bottle by taking your lips of it.
If there would be no air to take the place of the fluid you drink you would suck your face into the bottle due to the vacuum you create and live in the bottle for the rest of your days.


Turn a bottle upside down. The liquid glugs out of it, with the liquid fighting to get out past the air that's coming in. Now try the same thing with a straw. There's no glugging and the liquid comes out much faster and easier.
So, yes you can drink from a bottle without the straw, but you can't drink as fast without the straw. If you're really good you can suck the liquid out of the bottle so you can drink a bottle like that in just a few seconds.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSr3AbY4HtM

But, the only time suction would be a problem is if you were "sucking" on the bottle. If you drink from the bottle, as opposed to sucking on the bottle, you would have no issues with suction or vacuum. >> ^luxury_pie:

>> ^Opus_Moderandi:
I guess it's been awhile since I've done this kind of thing, what are the straws for?

Finally my experience is put to value:
The straws fill up the bottle with air as you drink the fluid. Otherwise you would have to pause to let air rush into the bottle by taking your lips of it.
If there would be no air to take the place of the fluid you drink you would suck your face into the bottle due to the vacuum you create and live in the bottle for the rest of your days.

He sounds like Martin Sheen...