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Just burn the abandoned building
Those are harvestmen, not spiders. They are harmless
Spider grenades
Because the window will stop him...
Believe it or not, the window would! Also, a 3000lbs car with 100 horses behind it is no joke.
Every Time I See A License Plate From Another State
The city is doomed commander Fist Fight!
Louis C.K. Stand-Up Monologue - SNL
I like Louis, but these race jokes are kinda getting tired. There are more fun topics to talk about.
Comedians have figured out the trick to covering Trump
That's a relative term. If you're very smart, then yes, we are dumb.
Are you guys really this dumb on the sift?
Don't Steal Parking Spots From Jeeps
That's not a CCTV cam. That's a drone filming it. Of course it's fake
Fake.
And...why would you waste all that effort when you could take one of the other spots?
And...if it were real, you just fucked over those other cars you blocked in.
But fake.
This ≠ That
There is a strong inverse-correlation between climate change and the number of pirates at sea
Nerdwriter: Why Funk Music Makes You Want To Dance
Come get some o' that booty shaking
MonkeySpank (Member Profile)
Aww, thanks sweet pea! I just saw this message today. Made me happy
Thanks again!
HAHA! Still a hilarious profile pic. Just poppin' in to wish you a barrel of fun on your Birthday today MonkeySpank.
Sweet Jesus! OMFG!
Famous last words. I wonder how many people in history died while cursing...
Weird Al" Yankovic - Amusement
Ah... Santa Monica Pier
James Corden Remembers George Michael
Fucking onions maaaan!
Pissing off shitty white people - Liberal Redneck
Well, when you consider the House cards were stacked against him, I'm not sure what kind of pink-rabbit miracle people expected.
Not so sure about the efficacy part, but not from a lack of effort.
How Amazon May Monopolize ALL Of Retail - Nerdwriter
Don't take are jorbs Armazon!
Drive Through Ghost
If you looked carefully under the sheets, you'd notice that I don't have answer for you.
That is a pretty awesome trick...
Not sure how it was executed.