This guy did not "out" Tim Cook. Matter of fact, Tim Cook was called "The Most Powerful Gay Man in Silicon Valley" by a Gawker property in 2011. The dude is gay. Those who give a shit about such things already know about it.

So what are we talking about?

This is pretty clearly explained in the video.

Ah, the American light truck demographic. I get such immense pleasure from the consequences of their imitating TV ads.

However I was kinda disappointed that the pick-em-up truck didn't end up upside down.

Very touching.

Did he say "infastructure"?

Apparently the front man is a graduate of the Bruce "the Boss" Springsteen School of Stage Presence.

How have I lived this long without encountering "dry snow" that doesn't get one's feet wet?

I'm familiar with this sort of fan. 100 bucks says she watched fewer than two regular season games.

I've seen this quote a lot lately, and it applies very well here:

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it!"

-Upton Sinclair

He died on a cold floor with one layer of newspaper. Does that differ greatly from dying on the ground outside? Any particular reason they couldn't spare a blanket or two? Perhaps they were too busy wearing those Crocs.

I guess, if you think white noise is sexy.

I do that last thing all the time, but only when I'm bored. Also, none of those things are "creepy".

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This is the first song from "Catacombs". That whole album is great.