Rumor has it Obama is trying to fashion an economy out of one of these things.

Got his own band too, this fella.. it's called Pwning Onan and the Apocalypse.

I always used to lose to Sonya Blade thanks to her mesmeric, all-conquering camel toe.

I'd like to see them do something similar with Captain Pike.

Brrr, it looks a little nippy there.

>> ^campionidelmondo:
Charlize Theron seemed really disappointed when she announced France as the 4th team in South Africa's group. Hooray for Italy getting an "easy" group, just hope they don't underestimate their opponents.


She has good reason to be disappointed. As a South African, she wouldn't want a talented team like France in her nation's group. Plus, she was obviously a bit miffed at France's qualification at Eire's expense judging by the little stunt she pulled during the mock draw earlier in the week (apparently her boyfriend is from the Emerald Isle, so that might explain it).

They should install these things above the Hudson River, just in case. And props to Don King, his hairdressing secret is finally revealed.

I earn my living pushing my fingers through hundreds of tight, unwilling flaps every day. Sometimes women are pleased when my fingers work their magic, and other times they are not. And no, I'm not a gynecologist, I'm a lowly postal worker.

Obviously an answer to the rhetorical question, 'How many Panzers will it take to invade Poland?'

Rise..and fall.. and rise of the robots

>> ^lavoll:
yeah, link to the Fry vs Williams video?


I haven't been able to find it on the Sift or on YouTube. It's an episode of Parkinson from a few years ago, in which Fry discusses his new book - A Peruvian Diary - while Williams continually interrupts him. Well worth sifting if you can locate it.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Canada

He'll need wiper blades on the inside of his windscreen after that flip.

The enduring popularity of Hentai in the Internet Age is a mystery worthy of Sherlock Holmes. Something's obviously blocking their tubes over in Japan. Maybe it's masturbatory ejaculate.

No love for Williams? I remember him appearing on a chat show a few years ago alongside Stephen Fry and he ran rings round him. Fry couldn't get a word in edgeways, and he continually changed the subject to obscure topics that Williams would instantly respond to with quicksilver witticisms.