"1:17"

Well maybe if I work from the inside it'll..

F*ck!

Wow, Looks like I ain't needin no coffee this mornin..

I honestly don't know why people paint this picture of gay guys being weak and helpless. Half the guys I know could easily kick my ass.

And not only because they're cut & jacked, but because they've probably taken a lot more sh*t over the years than I ever have, or ever will.

"Ron white: We're all gay it's just to what extent.

Homophobe: No, I'm not gay at all!

Ron White: Well, when you watch porn?

Homophobe: Hell yeah I watch porn!

Ron White: Well, do you like it when the man has a small, half-flaccid penis?

Homophobe: F*ck no! I like big, hard, throbbin cock!

Homophobe: (silence)

Homophobe: I did not know that about myself..."

Quail is a dish best served cold..

Alright, they got the ice..

But they still got no Beaver tails!

It's so easy to turn a blind eye to anything until it effects you personally. When I was a kid, I called my friends "gay" all the time. It was just another insult to throw back at other little shits in the playground. Then my best friends Mom came out of the closet..

Really changed my perspective.

edit: And the more I think about it, no teacher ever told me not too. Kinda fucked in retrospect.

I wish I was somebody's bitch.

Forever Alone....

:'(

CANT....CONTAIN...THE ROC-KUAHBLUAHGUAHHHHHhh!

Reincarnation..

I know we're supposed to come back as a higher form of life and all, but comin back as a sloth'd be pretty sweet.

Love is all around us. Cheesy but true.

"They have no idea what they want. They have no idea what they deserve.."

No idea what they deserve..

Damn, I honestly have never asked myself that question before.

I always knew whether or not I wanted someone, that was usually enough..

Ah yes, Pingu...

I still have nightmares about that Walrus..

They're laughing now...