29

18

0 if my kids were watching

23

I feel inferior (rather than morally superior)

26

I'm assuming this is all at once and not one at a time.

31. I may be one of the most cold-hearted, calloused son-of-a-bitch you will ever meet.
At first I doubted that number then I thought about five year olds. My roommate's girlfriend has a 5 year old. They are small (about 40lb, tops) and their bones are soft, allowing a punch to the head to impart that much more concussive force to their brain.

So really, that's only 31 punches. Or a few swings of another child by their legs in a circle.

22. With the exception of swampgirl, I am less evil than the rest of you.

That makes me feel ashamed.

Dammit, 24. Now I'm gonna redo it and see how high it is possible to score.

Okay, 39 seems to be the highest.

Also, I am 45% effective as a human shield, my dead body is worth $5275, and about 143752 people died worldwide on my birthday.

Since it's a basketball court, I could just climb up on the hoop where none of them can reach me.

I got 33... does that make me a bad person? I wonder if I get extra credit for yelling at them to get off my lawn while pile driving them back to kindergarten.

only 9!!! that's terrible!

but I am worth $6395

25. I had an older and a younger sister, and I was taller than both, but I fit in their clothing. We were all merciless.